Rare Exports (2010)

Directed by Jalmari Helander.  Written by the Helander Brothers.  Starring Onni Tommila, Jorma Tommila, Tommi Korpela, Rauno Juvonen, Per Christian Ellefsen and Peeter Jakobi. Plot: the people living near the Korvatunturi mountain are about to find out the truth about Santa Claus. This is not a Christmas horror movie for the young ones.  Just so … Continue reading Rare Exports (2010)

Red Christmas (2016)

Written and Directed by Craig Anderson Starring Dee Wallace, Geoff Morell, Sarah Bishop, Janis McGavin, Gerard O'Dwyer, David Collins, Sam Campbell, Bjorn Stewart and Deelia Meriel Plot: A mother must try to protect her family when her past comes back for revenge. This movie opens with an abortion debate and a clinic bombing which is … Continue reading Red Christmas (2016)

Top Six Sad Sacks from the Friday the 13th Franchise

This is a personal top six of the biggest sad sacks of the Friday the 13th franchise. A few things... First, this list is solely based on what happens with the character in the movie, no where else and has nothing to do with the actor that portrays said character. Also i am only including … Continue reading Top Six Sad Sacks from the Friday the 13th Franchise

The Spell (1977)

Directed by Lee Philips.  Written by Brian Taggert.  Starring Susan Myers, Lee Grant, Lelia Goldoni and Helen Hunt. Plot: a TV ripoff of Carrie.  Sort of. This film was made one year about Carrie was released and so much like it, it's gotten a pretty bad reputation and been swept under the rug.  And we … Continue reading The Spell (1977)

The Thing (1982)

Directed by John Carpenter.  Written by Burt Lancaster and John W. Campbell Jr.  Starring Kurt Russell, Keith David, Charles Hallahan, David Clennon, Donald Moffat, Richard Dysart, Richard Masur, T.K. Carter, Thomas Waites and Wilford Brimley. Plot: a research team in Antarctica is hunted by a shape-shifting alien. Now everyone knows about the plot of The … Continue reading The Thing (1982)

Return to House on Haunted Hill (2007)

Directed by Victor Garcia.  Written by William Massa.  Starring Amanda Righetti, Cerina Vincent, Erik Palladino, Tom Riley, Andrew Lee Potts and Jeffrey Combs. Plot: a man kidnaps people to help him find a priceless statue inside Hill House. So, Sara from the first movie is killed by Desmond (Palladino), who makes it look like a … Continue reading Return to House on Haunted Hill (2007)

Screamtime (1984)

Directed by Michael Armstrong and Stanley Long.  Written by Armstrong.  Starring Robin Bailey, Ann Lynn, Ian Saynor, Yvonne Nicholson, David Van Day, Dora Bryan and Jean Anderson. Plot: two thieves steal some movies from a video store - these are those movies. Story #1 is about a puppeteer whose wife wants him to get a … Continue reading Screamtime (1984)