Reader Beware, you’re in for a … Disappointment??

The following list is comprised of 10 movies that DJ and I couldn't get through for one reason or another.  I promise you that we rarely turn off movies, so this is bad.  I'll try to explain why they were turned off the best way that I can. Extinction: The G.M.O. Chronicles (2011) This German-made, … Continue reading Reader Beware, you’re in for a … Disappointment??

The Abandoned (2006)

Directed by Nacho Cerda.  Written by Cerda, Karim Hussain and Richard Stanley. Starring Anastasia Hille, Karel Roden and Valentin Ganev. Plot: a woman goes to Russia to learn the truth about her past and her sordid family history. DJ didn't score this one.  Why?  Because we watched it once before we started this scoring system … Continue reading The Abandoned (2006)

13 Eerie (2013)

Directed by Lowell Dean. Written by Christian Piers Betley. Starring Michael Shanks, Brendan Fehr, Katharine Isabelle, Brendan Fletcher, Jesse Moss, Michael Eisner, Kristie Patterson and Nick Moran. Plot: six forensic students take a field exam on an island previously used for illegal biological testing on prison inmates. I would like to tell you more about … Continue reading 13 Eerie (2013)

Valley of the Dead (2022)

Directed by Javier Ruiz Caldera and Alberto de Toro. Written by Jaime Marques Olarreaga, Cristian Conti and Alberto Fernandez Arregui. Starring Miki Esparbe, Aura Garrido, Luis Callejo, Manel Llunell, Alvaro Cervantes, Maria Botto, Jesus Carroza and Mouad Ghazouan. Plot: during the Spanish Civil War, camps of enemies must work together to survive zombies created with … Continue reading Valley of the Dead (2022)

Resident Evil (2021)

Written and Directed by Johannes Roberts Starring Kaya Scodelario, Robbie Amell, Hannah John-Kamen, Tom Hopper, Avan Jogia, Donal Logue, Neal McDonough and Lily Gao Plot: In 1998, Raccoon City is overrun by zombies and a group of survivors must fight This is the Resident Evil movie that the child me who watched my Dad and … Continue reading Resident Evil (2021)

Freaks of Nature (2015)

Directed by Robbie Pickering. Written by Oren Uziel. Starring Nicholas Braun, Mackenzie Davis, Josh Fadem, Joan Cusack, Utkarsh Ambudkar, Rachael Harris, Pat Healy, Vanessa Hudgens, Keegan-Michael Key, Dennis Leary, Derek Mears, Bob Odenkirk, Patton Oswalt, Aurora Perrineau, Ian Roberts, Cerina Vincent, Ed Westwick, Mae Whitman and Chris Zylka. Plot: when a town populated by humans, … Continue reading Freaks of Nature (2015)

Dark Stories (To Survive the Night) (2019)

Directed by Guillaume Lubrano and Francois Descraques. Written by Lubrano, Descraques, Fabien Adda, Marion Dauriac, Victor Druillet, Jean Christophe Herve, Norman Jangot and Cedric Perrin. Starring Kristanna Loken, Michelle Ryan, Dominique Pinon, Tiphaine Daviot, Delphine Chaneac, John Robinson, Julien Pestel, Sebastien Lalanne, Dorylia Calmel, Loup-Denis Elion, Slimane-Baptiste Berhoun and Florent Dorin. Plot: in this French … Continue reading Dark Stories (To Survive the Night) (2019)

Blood Fest (2018)

Written and directed by Owen Egerton. Starring Robbie Kay, Jacob Batalon, Seychelle Gabriel, Barbara Dunkelman, Chris Doubek, Rebecca Wagner, Nick Rutherford, Owen Egerton, Zachary Levi and Tate Donovan. Plot: horror fans come to a festival on Halloween expecting a celebration, but when the terror becomes all too real, attendees must band together to try and … Continue reading Blood Fest (2018)

Exit Humanity (2011)

Written and Directed by John Geddes Starring Dee Wallace, Bill Moseley, Stephen McHattie and John Geddes Plot: A man deals with loss and zombies post civil war This movie is definitely not for everyone, it can be slow and pretty dramatic. That being said, I found the story to be interesting. I was invested. It … Continue reading Exit Humanity (2011)