Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990)

Directed by Jeff Burr. Written by David J. Schow. Starring Ken Foree, Kate Hodge, William Butler, Viggo Mortensen, Joe Unger, Tom Hudson, Tom Everett, Jennifer Banko and R.A. Mihailoff. Plot: a young, yuppie couple and a survivalist team up to survive an attack by Leatherface and the rest of the Sawyer family. Called "generic" by … Continue reading Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990)

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

Written by Tobe Hooper and Kim Venues Directed by Tobe Hooper Starring Marilyn Burns, Edwin Neal, Paul A. Partain, Teri McMinn, Allen Danzinger, William Vail and Gunman Hansen Plot: Five friends traveling through Texas fall victim to a family of cannibals Welcome to the family Time for a bit of a divisive classic. Most people … Continue reading The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

There’s Someone Inside Your House (2021)

Directed by Patrick Brice. Written by Henry Gayden (based on a YA novel of the same name by Stephanie Perkins). Starring Sydney Park, Theodore Pellerin, Dale Whibley, Jesse LaTourette, Asjha Cooper, Diego Josef, Burkeley Duffield, Sarah Dugdale and BJ Harrison. Plot: Makani Young and her new friends must deal with a serial killer at their … Continue reading There’s Someone Inside Your House (2021)

The Deep House (2021)

Written and directed by Alexandre Bustillo and Julien Maury. Starring James Jagger, Camilla Rowe and Eric Savin. Plot: two YouTubers travel to France, dive into a remote lake and discover a submerged house perfectly preserved with all it's nightmarish secrets intact. **Sorry this review is so long, but I have a lot to say.** Ben … Continue reading The Deep House (2021)

Torture Garden (1967)

Directed by Freddie Francis. Written by Robert Bloch (based on his own short stories). Starring Burgess Meredith, Jack Palance, Barbara Ewing, Beverly Adams, John Standing, Maurice Denham, Michael Bryant, Michael Ripper, Ursula Howells and Peter Cushing. Plot: Dr. Diablo (Meredith) takes five customers into a special exhibit to warn them of their "evil" futures. Five … Continue reading Torture Garden (1967)

8 Movies You MAY Want To Skip

ROOM 33 (2009) When I explain how ridiculous the plot to this movie is, you won't wonder why it's on the list. See, a roller derby team on a road trip picks up two strangers, starts to run out of gas, finds an obstacle in the road ahead of them and so they stop to … Continue reading 8 Movies You MAY Want To Skip

Countdown (2019)

Written and directed by Justin Dec Starring Elizabeth Lail, Jordan Calloway, Tabitha Aliens Bateman, P.J. Byrne, Peter Facinelli, Tichina Arnold, Matt Letscher, Anne Winters, Dillon Lane, Charlie McDermott and Tom Segura Plot: a group of idiots download an app that accurately tells it's users how long they have to live I consider this a tech … Continue reading Countdown (2019)

Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

Directed by Joseph Sargent. Written by Michael de Guzman. Starring Lorraine Gary, Lance Guest, Mario Van Peebles, Karen Young, Lynn Whitfield, Mitchell Anderson, Judith Barsi and Michael Caine. Plot: ignoring Jaws 3, this movie follows Ellen Brody, now widowed, after she loses her son, Sean, to a shark attack. Having enjoyed the third Jaws movie, … Continue reading Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

Death Valley (2021)

Written and directed by Matthew Ninaber. Starring Jeremy Ninaber (Matthew's brother), Ethan Mitchell, Kristen Kaster and Jacqueline Ninaber (Matthew's wife). Plot: some mercenaries are hired to rescue a bio-engineer from an underground bunker, but unknown to them, there's also at least one monster in the bunker as well. This mess of a movie starts with … Continue reading Death Valley (2021)

Halloween (2007)

Written and Directed by Rob Zombie Starring Malcolm McDowell, Brad Dourif, Tyler Mane, Daeg Faerch, Sherri Moon Zombie, William Forsythe, Hanna Hall, Scout-Taylor Compton, Danielle Harris, Danny Trejo, Kristina Klebe and Dee Wallace Plot: Michael comes home again in this reimagining of the 1978 classic Another remake of a beloved slasher movie in a long … Continue reading Halloween (2007)