State of Emergency (2011)

Written and directed by Turner Clay.  Starring Jay Hayden, Tori White, Scott Lilly, Kathryn Todd Norman and McKenna Jones. Plot: a chemical plant explodes and and turns the townspeople into zombies, leaving the few uninfected to fight to survive. Jim (Hayden) is a very happy man planning to propose to his girlfriend Emilie (Jones).  That … Continue reading State of Emergency (2011)


The Rezort (2015)

Written by Paul Gerstenberger Directed by Steve Barker Starring Dougray Scott, Jessica De Gouw, Martin McCann, Claire Goose, Elen Rhys, Kevin Shen and Sean Power Plot: The Rezort, a safari park and hotel, offers paying guests the opportunity to kill zombies. 10 years ago zombie outbreak, now thay have the rezort where wealthy people can … Continue reading The Rezort (2015)

The Hills Have Eyes (1977)

Written and Directed by Wes Craven Starring Dee Wallace and Michael Berryman Plot: A family on their way to Cali break down in the middle of a desert inhabited by mutant cannibals. We are huge dog fans so the inclusion of "beauty and the Beast" in this movie was awesome though not without heart break. … Continue reading The Hills Have Eyes (1977)

Eight Legged Freaks (2002)

Directed by Ellory Elkayem.  Written by Elkayem, Randy Kornfield and Jesse Alexander.  Starring David Arquette, Scarlett Johansson, Kari Wuhrer, Doug E. Doug, Matt Czuchry, Rick Overton, Leon Rippy, Eileen Ryan and Scott Terra. Plot: venomous spiders are exposed to a chemical that causes them to grow monumentally. Chris (Arquette) comes to town and refuses to … Continue reading Eight Legged Freaks (2002)

Saw III (2006)

Directed by Darren Lynn Bousman.  Written by Leigh Whannell and James Wan.  Starring Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith, Angus Macfadyen, Bahar Soomekh, Dina Meyer, Leigh Whannell, J. Larose and Donnie Wahlberg. Plot: Jigsaw and his new psycho bitch sidekick kidnap some peeps...again. Ugh.  Can I just start with ugh.  Jigsaw (Bell) is back up to some … Continue reading Saw III (2006)

Saw (2004)

Directed by James Wan.  Written by Wan and Leigh Whannell.  Starring Cary Elwes, Leigh Whannell, Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith, Danny Glover and Monica Potter. Plot: a man kidnaps people and puts them through "tests" for survival. With the Saw re-imaginings coming soon, we figured we'd put up the first three movies.  In the first movie, … Continue reading Saw (2004)

The Forest (2016)

Directed by Jason Zada.  Written by Nick Antosca, Sarah Cornwell and Ben Ketai.  Starring Natalie Dormer, Taylor Kinney, Yukiyoshi Ozawa and Eoin Macken. Plot: Sara's twin sister, Jess, goes missing in Japan's Suicide Forest and she can't help but go after her. Sara Price (Dormer) receives a phone call from Japan that her twin, Jess, … Continue reading The Forest (2016)

Zombie (1979) (AKA Zombi 2)

Directed by Lucio Fulci.  Written by Elisa Briganti.  Starring Tisa Farrow, Ian McCulloch and Richard Johnson. Plot: a NY reporter follows a woman to an island where a doctor faces an epidemic of the zombie variety. A boat comes into the New York harbor without anyone on it except one zombie who later kills a … Continue reading Zombie (1979) (AKA Zombi 2)

It Stains the Sands Red (2017)

Written by Colin Minihan and Stuart Ortiz Directed by Colin Minihan Starring: Brittany Allen, Juan Riedinger, Merwin Mondesir, Kristopher Higgins, Michael Filipowich, Nico David and Andrew Supanz Plot: a woman finds herself alone in a desert trailed by a zombie that doesn't need rest.   Molly and Nick are traveling near Vegas during the zombie … Continue reading It Stains the Sands Red (2017)

The Cured (2018)

Written and directed by David Freyne.  Starring Sam Keeley, Ellen Page, Tom Vaughan-Lawlor, Stuart Graham and Paula Malcomson. Plot: after years of a zombie infection in Ireland, humanity grapples with reintegrating the cured back into society. Another IFC film, another waste of time.  Maybe it's just us, but IFC does not make the kind of … Continue reading The Cured (2018)