6 Ridiculous Horror Movies No One Should Watch

WOLFCOP (2014) Poor Jonathan Cherry gets caught up in a story about an alcoholic cop who gets turned into a werewolf.  He maintains his "humanity" even when a wolf though, so he goes around being a wolfcop.  Hence the title.  It's kind of like a Grindhouse movie, but the acting isn't as good.  It's kind … Continue reading 6 Ridiculous Horror Movies No One Should Watch

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A Bucket of Blood (1959)

Directed by Roger Corman.  Written by Charles B. Griffith.  Starring Dick Miller, Barboura Morris, Bert Convy, Ed Nelson, Julian Burton, John Brinkley and Antony Carbone. Plot: a strange man starts making sculptures out of humans. A bumbling busboy only wants to fit in, but he never can seem to.  Finally, after accidentally killing his landlord's … Continue reading A Bucket of Blood (1959)

Aliens (1986)

Directed by James Cameron.  Written by Cameron, Walter Hill and David Giler.  Starring Sigourney Weaver, Michael Biehn, Lance Henriksen, Paul Reiser, Bill Paxton, William Hope, Jenette Goldstein, Carrie Henn and Al Matthews. Plot: after floating in space for 57 years, Ripley is found alive - at first they don't believe her story, but when aliens … Continue reading Aliens (1986)

Alien (1979)

Directed by Ridley Scott.  Written by Dan O'Bannon and Ronald Shusett.  Starring Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt, Harry Dean Stanton, John Hurt, Ian Holm, Yaphet Kotto and Veronica Cartwright. Plot: a commercial spaceship picks up an S.O.S. from an unknown planet and what they find when they get there is a dangerous alien. The Nostromo spaceship … Continue reading Alien (1979)

One Dark Night (1983)

Directed by Tom McLoughlin.  Written by McLoughlin and Michael Hawes.  Starring Meg Tilly, E.G. Daily, Robin Evans, Melissa Newman, Donald Hotton and Adam West. Plot: Julie (Tilly) has to stay in a mausoleum overnight to become a sorority sister, but something is in there with her. So, Carol (Evans) has Julie stay overnight in the … Continue reading One Dark Night (1983)

He Knows You’re Alone (1980)

Directed by Armand Mastroinanni.  Written by Scott Parker.  Starring Don Scardino, Caitllin O'Heaney, Elizabeth Kemp, Tom Rolfing, Patsy Pease, Dana Barron, Paul Gleason, Russell Todd and Tom Hanks (in his film debut). Plot: a young woman is stalked by a serial killer. Ray Carlton (Rolfing) kills bride-to-be's.  When he sets his sights on Amy Jensen … Continue reading He Knows You’re Alone (1980)

Scanners (1981)

Written and directed by David Cronenberg.  Starring Michael Ironside, Jennifer O'Neill, Lawrence Dane, Patrick McGoohan and Stephen Lack. Plot: one powerful psychic wants to control the world and another one wants to stop him. DJ and I are not big Cronenberg fans.  That being said, we didn't really enjoy this one either.  The story is … Continue reading Scanners (1981)

Tremors (1990)

Directed by Ron Underwood.  Written by S.S. Wilson and Brent Maddock.  Starring Kevin Bacon, Fred Ward, Michael Gross, Reba McEntire, Ariana Richards and Finn Carter. Plot: people of a small town in Nevada must defend themselves against underground creatures trying to kill them. There is no extra plot to this story.  Underground creatures are trying … Continue reading Tremors (1990)

Pumpkinhead (1988)

Directed by Stan Winston.  Written by Winston, Mark Patrick Carducci, Gary Gerani, Richard Weinman.  Based on a poem by Ed Justin.  Starring Lance Henriksen, Jeff East, John D'Aquino, Kerry Remsen, Kimberly Ross, Cynthia Bain and Joel Hoffman. Plot: Ed (Henriksen) summons a demon after his son is killed by a bunch of teenagers in a … Continue reading Pumpkinhead (1988)

Sorority House Massacre (1986)

Written and directed by Carol Frank.  Starring Angela O'Neill, Wendy Martel, Pamela Ross, Nicole Rio, John C. Russell, Marcus Vaughter, Joe Nassi and Vinnie Bilancio. Plot: an innocent girl is targeted by an escaped mental patient at a sorority house. This movie is strange.  The beginning is all in slow motion and it's about Beth … Continue reading Sorority House Massacre (1986)