Night of the Comet (1984)

Written and directed by Thom Eberhardt. Starring Robert Beltran, Catherine Mary Stewart, Kelli Maroney, Mary Woronov and Geoffrey Lewis. Plot: a comet wipes out most of Earth leaving two sisters to defend themselves against zombies and crazed people. The Earth is passing through the tail of a comet, which in this movie was a big … Continue reading Night of the Comet (1984)

Anna and the Apocalypse (2017)

Written by Alan McDonald and Ryan McHenry Directed by John McPhail Starring Ella Hunt, Malcolm Cumming, Sarah Swire, Christopher Leveaux, Marli Siu, Ben Wiggins, Mark Benton and Paul Kaye Plot: a horror comedy musical following Anna and her friends as they try to survive the zombie apocalypse during Christmas Tara and I went into this … Continue reading Anna and the Apocalypse (2017)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)

Directed by Fran Rubel Kuzui. Written by Joss Whedon. Starring Kristy Swanson, Luke Perry, Donald Sutherland, Paul Reubens, Hilary Swank, David Arquette, Randall Batinkoff, Stephen Root, Natasha Gregson Wagner, Sasha Jenson, Thomas Jane and Rutger Hauer. Plot: Valley girl cheerleader, Buffy Summers (Swanson) learns she is destined to be a vampire slayer. In the mythos … Continue reading Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)

8 Movies to Stay Away from This Halloween Season

This October, as usual, we want to put up some of the best movies we've seen in recent days. But right now we're going to give you eight movies that you should stay away from. Run away from. Far, far away. Because they're weird, nonsensical and should never have been made. Mirror Mirror (1990) This … Continue reading 8 Movies to Stay Away from This Halloween Season

The Hazing (AKA Dead Scared) (2004)

Written and directed by Rolfe Kanefsky. Starring Brad Dourif, Tiffany Shepis, Parry Shen, Nectar Rose, Jeremy Maxwell, David Tom and Brooke Burke. Plot: college students are terrorized by a madman in a haunted house. So, there's this evil book that causes people to do evil things. And Professor Kapps (Dourif) is killing people because of … Continue reading The Hazing (AKA Dead Scared) (2004)

Leprechaun in the Hood (2000)

Directed by Rob Spera. Written by Spera, WIlliam Wells, Alan Reynolds, Doug Hall and Jon Huffman. Starring Ice-T, Warwick Davis, Anthony Montgomery, Rashaan Nall, Red Grant, Dan Martin, Bebe Drake, Lobo Sebastian and Coolio. Plot: the evil leprechaun searches for his magic flute that three hoodlums stole. Should this movie have happened? No. But since … Continue reading Leprechaun in the Hood (2000)

Leprechaun 2 (1994)

Written by Turin Meyer and Alfredo Septien Directed by Rodman Flender Starring Warwick Davis, Charlie Heath, Shevonne Durkin, Sandy Baron, Clint Howard, Kimmy Robertson and Adam Biesk Plot: a psychopathic leprechaun hunts for a bride This movie is inferior to the original in every way. Harsh right? Well, no not really. The original was not … Continue reading Leprechaun 2 (1994)

A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)

Directed by Renny Harlin. Written by Brian Helgeland, William Kotzwinkle and Jim and Ken Wheat. Starring Robert Englund, Lisa Wilcox, Tuesday Knight, Rodney Eastman, Ken Sagoes, Brooke Theiss, Andras Jones, Danny Hassel and Toy Newkirk. Plot: Kristen (who is no longer played by Patricia Arquette) dies and gives her dream power to Alice. Kristen (now … Continue reading A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)

A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985)

Directed by Jack Sholder. Written by David Chaskin. Starring Robert Englund, Mark Patton, Robert Rusler, Kim Myers, Marshall Bell and Clu Gulager. Plot: Freddy decides to use a teenage boy to do some of his killing for him. Okay, no matter how you go into this movie, you come out a little bit gay. I … Continue reading A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985)