Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)

Directed by Bruce Pittman.  Written by Ron Oliver.  Starring Wendy Lyon, Michael Ironside, Lisa Schrage, Louis Ferreira and Richard Monette. Plot: 30 years after her accidental death at prom, Mary Lou, returns for revenge. Not sure who you're supposed to like in this movie.  The obnoxious, whorish Mary Lou or the morally ambiguous people she … Continue reading Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)

Amigo Undead (2015)

Written by Ryan Nagata and George Edelman Directed by Ryan Nagata Starring Randall Park, Steve Agee, Jeff B. Davis and Sara Tomko Plot: Kevin attempts to reconcile with his brother on a camping trip, but instead they awaken an ancient curse. This is a zombie movie, obviously lol, but it has basically one zombie but … Continue reading Amigo Undead (2015)

All the Creatures Were Stirring (2018)

Written and directed by husband and wife, David Ian McKendry and Rebekah McKendry.  Starring Amanda Fuller, Brea Grant, Constance Wu, Jocelin Donahue, Jonathan Kite, Katie Parker, Maria Olsen, Mark Kelly, Matt Long, Megan Duffy, Michelle DeFraites and Stephanie Drake. Plot: a couple on an awkward date go to a strange theater to watch a series … Continue reading All the Creatures Were Stirring (2018)

Christmas Evil (1980)

Written and directed by Lewis Jackson.  Starring Brandon Maggart, Jeffrey DeMunn, Dianne Hull, Andy Fenwick, Peter Friedman and Brian Neville. Plot: a mentally scarred child grows up and goes on a killing spree dressed as Santa. Also known as You Better Watch Out, this Christmas horror movie is a real classic.  And it's hysterical - … Continue reading Christmas Evil (1980)

You Might Be the Killer (2018)

Written by Covis Berzoyne, Brett Simmons and Thomas P. Vitale Directed by Brett Simmons Starring Fran Kranz, Alyson Hannigan, Brittany S. Hall, Jenna Harvey, Patrick R. Walker, Jack Murillo, Savannah DesOrmeaux, Carol Jean Wells and Peter James Jr. Plot: a camp counselor suffering from blackouts finds himself in the middle of a massacre and wonders … Continue reading You Might Be the Killer (2018)

Detention (2011)

Directed by Joseph Kahn.  Written by Kahn and Mark Palermo.  Starring Josh Hutcherson, Shanley Caswell, Spencer Locke, A.D. Johnson, Walter Perez, Erica Shaffer and Dane Cook. Plot: a group of kids band together to survive a killer during detention. Clapton (Hutcherson) is failing his senior year of high school and hooking up with Ione (Locke), … Continue reading Detention (2011)

The Last Slumber Party (1988)

Written and directed by Stephen Tyler.  Starring Jan Jensen, Nancy Meyer, Joann Whitley, Danny David, Lance Descourez, Paul Amend and Stephen Tyler. Plot: a group of students have an end-of-the-year slumber party interrupted by a maniac. This is one of the worst movies we've ever seen, but it is hilarious.  See, there's this doctor who's … Continue reading The Last Slumber Party (1988)

Hocus Pocus (1993)

Directed by Kenny Ortega.  Written by Mick Garris, David Kirschner and Neil Cuthbert.  Starring Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker, Kathy Najimy, Omri Katz, Thora Birch, Vinessa Shaw, Doug Jones and Sean Murray. Plot: a boy moves to Salem and accidentally/on purpose awakens three witches. In 17th century Salem, Massachusetts, a boy named Thackery Binx (Murray) … Continue reading Hocus Pocus (1993)

Tales of Halloween (2015)

This anthology isn't the best Halloween movie ever, but some of the stories are too good to miss out on this season.  So, let me tell you which ones you just have to see. SWEET TOOTH Written and directed by Dave Parker, this terrifying tale is about an urban legend known as "Sweet Tooth".  Sweet … Continue reading Tales of Halloween (2015)

The Night Watchmen (2017)

Written by Ken Arnold, Dan DeLuca and Jamie Nash Directed by Mitchell Altieri Starring Ken Arnold, Dan DeLuca, Kevin Jiggettes, Kara Luiz, Max Gray Wilbur, James Remar, Rain Pryor and Tiffany Shepis Plot: a group of misfits battle for their lives This movie was pretty great to me but having said that i know it … Continue reading The Night Watchmen (2017)