Killer High (2018)

Written by Suzanne Keilly Directed by Jem Garrard Starring Kacey Rohl, Lauren Collins, Humberly Gonzalez, Asha Bromfield, Varun Saranga, and Jonathan Langdon Plot: a high school reunion turns deadly when the cursed mascot comes to life.   This is a SYFY movie so it might not be for everyone, but we watch a lot so … Continue reading Killer High (2018)

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6 Ridiculous Horror Movies No One Should Watch

WOLFCOP (2014) Poor Jonathan Cherry gets caught up in a story about an alcoholic cop who gets turned into a werewolf.  He maintains his "humanity" even when a wolf though, so he goes around being a wolfcop.  Hence the title.  It's kind of like a Grindhouse movie, but the acting isn't as good.  It's kind … Continue reading 6 Ridiculous Horror Movies No One Should Watch

Crocodile (2000)

Directed by Tobe Hooper.  Written by Jace Anderson, Boaz Davidson, Michael D. Weiss and Adam Gieresch.  Starring Caitlin Martin, Mark McLachlan, Chris Solari, Julie Mintz, D. W. Reiser and Greg Wayne. Plot: a giant crocodile ruins the fun weekend of a group of friends partying on a boat. Two hicks are playing around with some … Continue reading Crocodile (2000)

Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies (2016)

Directed by Dominik Hartl.  Written by Hartl and Armin Prediger.  Starring Laurie Calvert, Gabriela Marcinkova and Oscar Dyekjoer Giese. Plot: a small group of snowboarders battle zombies in the Alps. Steve (Calvert), his girlfriend, Branka (Marcinkova) and a fellow snowboarder, Joschi (Giese) get stuck in the mountains and take refuge in a resort that's ravaged … Continue reading Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies (2016)

Hatchet II (2010)

Written and Directed by Adam Green Starring Danielle Harris, Kane Hodder and Tony Todd Plot: Marybeth escapes Crowley and becomes Danielle Harris, goes back to the swamp with reverend Zombie and a bunch of hunters There are a bunch of hunters so for me i didn't really like many people. We did like the black … Continue reading Hatchet II (2010)

Hatchet (2006)

Written and directed by Adam Green.  Starring Joel David Moore, Tamara Feldman, Deon Richmond, Mercedes McNab, Joel Murray, Parry Shen, Joshua Leonard, Robert Englund and Kane Hodder. Plot: a group of people on a haunted swamp tour encounter a horribly disfigured man who's out to kill. During Mardi Gras in New Orleans, a group of … Continue reading Hatchet (2006)

Sorority House Massacre (1986)

Written and directed by Carol Frank.  Starring Angela O'Neill, Wendy Martel, Pamela Ross, Nicole Rio, John C. Russell, Marcus Vaughter, Joe Nassi and Vinnie Bilancio. Plot: an innocent girl is targeted by an escaped mental patient at a sorority house. This movie is strange.  The beginning is all in slow motion and it's about Beth … Continue reading Sorority House Massacre (1986)

6 Movies To Just Say No To

The following movies all have star power, but we don't know why.  Seems like the stars should've kept their power for something a little better. I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in This House (2016)   In this movie Ruth Wilson (don't know why she agreed to it) comes to take care of an elderly … Continue reading 6 Movies To Just Say No To

Bloody Birthday (1981)

Directed by Ed Hunt.  Written by Hunt and Barry Pearson.  Starring Downtown Julie Brown, Melinda Cordell, Jose Ferrer, Andy Freeman, Elizabeth Hoy, Billy Jayne, Lori Lethin, K.C. Martel, Joe Penny and Susan Strasberg. Plot: some kids are going around killing people because they were born on a solar eclipse and have no conscience. In opens … Continue reading Bloody Birthday (1981)

Critters 4 (1992)

Directed by Rupert Harvey.  Written by Harvey, Barry Oper, Joseph Lyle and David J. Schow.  Starring Don Keith Opper, Terrence Mann, Paul Whitthorne, Anders Hove, Eric Da Re, Brad Dourif and Angela Bassett. Plot: after being cryogenically frozen and waking up on a space station, the Critters want the crew for lunch. In 1992, Charlie … Continue reading Critters 4 (1992)