Sorority House Massacre (1986)

Written and directed by Carol Frank.  Starring Angela O'Neill, Wendy Martel, Pamela Ross, Nicole Rio, John C. Russell, Marcus Vaughter, Joe Nassi and Vinnie Bilancio. Plot: an innocent girl is targeted by an escaped mental patient at a sorority house. This movie is strange.  The beginning is all in slow motion and it's about Beth … Continue reading Sorority House Massacre (1986)

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6 Movies To Just Say No To

The following movies all have star power, but we don't know why.  Seems like the stars should've kept their power for something a little better. I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in This House (2016)   In this movie Ruth Wilson (don't know why she agreed to it) comes to take care of an elderly … Continue reading 6 Movies To Just Say No To

Bloody Birthday (1981)

Directed by Ed Hunt.  Written by Hunt and Barry Pearson.  Starring Downtown Julie Brown, Melinda Cordell, Jose Ferrer, Andy Freeman, Elizabeth Hoy, Billy Jayne, Lori Lethin, K.C. Martel, Joe Penny and Susan Strasberg. Plot: some kids are going around killing people because they were born on a solar eclipse and have no conscience. In opens … Continue reading Bloody Birthday (1981)

Critters 4 (1992)

Directed by Rupert Harvey.  Written by Harvey, Barry Oper, Joseph Lyle and David J. Schow.  Starring Don Keith Opper, Terrence Mann, Paul Whitthorne, Anders Hove, Eric Da Re, Brad Dourif and Angela Bassett. Plot: after being cryogenically frozen and waking up on a space station, the Critters want the crew for lunch. In 1992, Charlie … Continue reading Critters 4 (1992)

Cheerleader Massacre (2003)

Directed by Jim Wynorski.  Written by Lenny Juliano.  Starring Juliano, Erin Byron, Gigi Erneta, April Flowers, Tammi Sheffield, Brinke Stevens and Charity Rahmer. Plot: five cheerleaders travel to a cabin in the woods and killed off one by one. This movie is the worst.  Definitely almost a so-bad-it's-good movie.  It's literally just about five cheerleaders … Continue reading Cheerleader Massacre (2003)

Deathgasm (2015)

Written and directed by Jason Lei Howden.  Starring Milo Cawthorne, James Blake, Sam Berkley, Daniel Cresswell, Kimberly Crossman, Delaney Tabron and Stephen Ure. Plot: two teenage boys summon an ancient evil while playing an "evil" piece of music. Four outcast teenage boys start a band and call it Deathgasm.  Two of the four boys, Brodie … Continue reading Deathgasm (2015)

Bunks (2013)

Directed by Tibor Takacs.  Written by Tim Burns, Mike Kiss, Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis.  Starring Dylan Schmid, Nicholas Bode, Michael Levinson, Emilia McCarthy, Atticus Mitchell, Christian Potenza and Aidan Shipley. Plot: brother troublemakers, Dylan and Dane, go to summer camp and cause chaos, even threatening a zombie apocalypse. Originally a Disney XD film, this … Continue reading Bunks (2013)

Return of the Living Dead 5: Rave to the Grave (2005)

Directed by Ellory Elkayem.  Written by William Butler and Aaron Strongoni.  Starring John Keefe, Cory Hardrict, Aimee-Lynn Chadwick, Jenny Mollen and Peter Coyote. Plot: a college student creates a drug that literally turns people into zombies. Apparently a sequel to Necropolis, this movie is terribly, terribly flawed.  Why?  Mostly because the kids that survived the … Continue reading Return of the Living Dead 5: Rave to the Grave (2005)

Return of the Living Dead 4: Necropolis (2005)

Directed by Ellory Elkayem.  Written by William Butler and Aaron Strongoni.  Starring Peter Coyote, John Keefe, Cory Hardrict, Aimee-Lynn Chadwick, Jana Kramer and Elvin Dandel. Plot: a group of teens attempting to rescue their friend from an evil corporation inadvertently release a bunch of zombies. Charlie (Coyote) goes to Chernobyl to get the last of … Continue reading Return of the Living Dead 4: Necropolis (2005)

Return of the Living Dead II (1988)

Written and directed by Ken Wiederhorn.  Starring Thom Mathews, James Karen, Michael Kenworthy, Suzanne Snyder, Dana Ashbrook, Marsh Dietlein, Phil Bruns and Thor Van Lingen. Plot: some little kids find more "zombie barrels" and release more toxic gas that once again revives the dead. Three kids find the barrel, while two grown men, Ed (Karen) … Continue reading Return of the Living Dead II (1988)