Reader Beware, you’re in for a … Disappointment??

The following list is comprised of 10 movies that DJ and I couldn't get through for one reason or another.  I promise you that we rarely turn off movies, so this is bad.  I'll try to explain why they were turned off the best way that I can. Extinction: The G.M.O. Chronicles (2011) This German-made, … Continue reading Reader Beware, you’re in for a … Disappointment??

Black Friday (2021)

Directed by Casey Tebo. Written by Andy Greskoviak. Starring Devon Sawa, Ivana Baquero, Ryan Lee, Stephen Peck, Louie Kurtzman, Celeste Oliva, Michael Jai White and Bruce Campbell. Plot: a group of toy store employees fight infected shoppers after something parasitic crash lands on Earth. The We Love Toys store is opening for Black Friday and … Continue reading Black Friday (2021)

Resident Evil (2021)

Written and Directed by Johannes Roberts Starring Kaya Scodelario, Robbie Amell, Hannah John-Kamen, Tom Hopper, Avan Jogia, Donal Logue, Neal McDonough and Lily Gao Plot: In 1998, Raccoon City is overrun by zombies and a group of survivors must fight This is the Resident Evil movie that the child me who watched my Dad and … Continue reading Resident Evil (2021)

Freaks of Nature (2015)

Directed by Robbie Pickering. Written by Oren Uziel. Starring Nicholas Braun, Mackenzie Davis, Josh Fadem, Joan Cusack, Utkarsh Ambudkar, Rachael Harris, Pat Healy, Vanessa Hudgens, Keegan-Michael Key, Dennis Leary, Derek Mears, Bob Odenkirk, Patton Oswalt, Aurora Perrineau, Ian Roberts, Cerina Vincent, Ed Westwick, Mae Whitman and Chris Zylka. Plot: when a town populated by humans, … Continue reading Freaks of Nature (2015)

Dark Stories (To Survive the Night) (2019)

Directed by Guillaume Lubrano and Francois Descraques. Written by Lubrano, Descraques, Fabien Adda, Marion Dauriac, Victor Druillet, Jean Christophe Herve, Norman Jangot and Cedric Perrin. Starring Kristanna Loken, Michelle Ryan, Dominique Pinon, Tiphaine Daviot, Delphine Chaneac, John Robinson, Julien Pestel, Sebastien Lalanne, Dorylia Calmel, Loup-Denis Elion, Slimane-Baptiste Berhoun and Florent Dorin. Plot: in this French … Continue reading Dark Stories (To Survive the Night) (2019)

The Haunting of Whaley House (2012)

Written and directed by Jose Prendes.  Starring Alex Arleo, Stephanie Greco, Arielle Brachfeld, Graham Denman, Carolina Grappa, Jason Owsley, Howard McNair, Ralph William Tarr and Maria Olsen. Plot: a tour guide breaks herself and some friends into a haunted house to do a bit of ghosting... and shit goes awry. In this unintentional comedy, Penny … Continue reading The Haunting of Whaley House (2012)

Slaughterhouse Rulez (2018)

Directed by Crispian Mills. Written by Mills and Henry Fitzherbert. Starring Finn Cole, Asa Butterfield, Hermione Corfield, Michael Sheen, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Tom Rhys Harries, Kit Connor and Margot Robbie. Plot: an illustrious English boarding school becomes a battleground when a controversial fracking site causes a sinkhole and beasts come up from the ground. … Continue reading Slaughterhouse Rulez (2018)

Blood Fest (2018)

Written and directed by Owen Egerton. Starring Robbie Kay, Jacob Batalon, Seychelle Gabriel, Barbara Dunkelman, Chris Doubek, Rebecca Wagner, Nick Rutherford, Owen Egerton, Zachary Levi and Tate Donovan. Plot: horror fans come to a festival on Halloween expecting a celebration, but when the terror becomes all too real, attendees must band together to try and … Continue reading Blood Fest (2018)

Ghost Of Goodnight Lane (2014)

Written and directed by Alin Bijan. Starring Lacey Chabert, Brina Palencia, Christine Quinn, Danielle Harris, Matt Dallas, Richard Tyson and Billy Zane. Plot: a movie studio office is haunted by a vengeful ghost. This particular ghost doesn't apparently send shivers down the spine of most people. It isn't getting the highest of scores. However, we … Continue reading Ghost Of Goodnight Lane (2014)