Detention (2011)

Directed by Joseph Kahn.  Written by Kahn and Mark Palermo.  Starring Josh Hutcherson, Shanley Caswell, Spencer Locke, A.D. Johnson, Walter Perez, Erica Shaffer and Dane Cook. Plot: a group of kids band together to survive a killer during detention. Clapton (Hutcherson) is failing his senior year of high school and hooking up with Ione (Locke), … Continue reading Detention (2011)

The Last Slumber Party (1988)

Written and directed by Stephen Tyler.  Starring Jan Jensen, Nancy Meyer, Joann Whitley, Danny David, Lance Descourez, Paul Amend and Stephen Tyler. Plot: a group of students have an end-of-the-year slumber party interrupted by a maniac. This is one of the worst movies we've ever seen, but it is hilarious.  See, there's this doctor who's … Continue reading The Last Slumber Party (1988)

Hocus Pocus (1993)

Directed by Kenny Ortega.  Written by Mick Garris, David Kirschner and Neil Cuthbert.  Starring Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker, Kathy Najimy, Omri Katz, Thora Birch, Vinessa Shaw, Doug Jones and Sean Murray. Plot: a boy moves to Salem and accidentally/on purpose awakens three witches. In 17th century Salem, Massachusetts, a boy named Thackery Binx (Murray) … Continue reading Hocus Pocus (1993)

Tales of Halloween (2015)

This anthology isn't the best Halloween movie ever, but some of the stories are too good to miss out on this season.  So, let me tell you which ones you just have to see. SWEET TOOTH Written and directed by Dave Parker, this terrifying tale is about an urban legend known as "Sweet Tooth".  Sweet … Continue reading Tales of Halloween (2015)

The Night Watchmen (2017)

Written by Ken Arnold, Dan DeLuca and Jamie Nash Directed by Mitchell Altieri Starring Ken Arnold, Dan DeLuca, Kevin Jiggettes, Kara Luiz, Max Gray Wilbur, James Remar, Rain Pryor and Tiffany Shepis Plot: a group of misfits battle for their lives This movie was pretty great to me but having said that i know it … Continue reading The Night Watchmen (2017)

Tales From the Hood 2 (2018)

Written and Directed by Rusty Cundieff and Darin Scott Starring Keith David, Bryan Batt, Alexandra DeBerry, Bill Martin Williams, Martin Bats Bradford, Kendrick Cross, Kedrick Brown and Chad L. Chambers Plot: Keith David as the new Mr. Simms tells us some stories Up first we have Good Golly which is about three people breaking into … Continue reading Tales From the Hood 2 (2018)

Little Monsters (2019)

Written and directed by Abe Forsythe.  Starring Lupita Nyong'o, Alexander England, Diesel La Torraca, Kat Stewart, Josh Gad, Marshall Napier and Nadia Townsend. Plot: a washed up musician and a schoolteacher join forces to protect a group of children from a zombie outbreak. Dave (England) is struggling at life.  His musical career is going nowhere … Continue reading Little Monsters (2019)

Bats (1999)

Directed by Louis Morneau.  Written by John Logan.  Starring Lou Diamond Phillips, Dina Meyer, Leon, Carlos Jacott, Bob Gunton, Oscar Rowland and Ned Bellamy. Plot: genetically engineered bats start killing people in Texas. When people start dying strange deaths in a small Texas town, they bring in the best bat expert, Dr. Sheila Casper (Meyer) … Continue reading Bats (1999)

Don’t Kill It (2017)

Written by Dan Berk and Robert Olsen Directed by Mike Mendez Starring Dolph Lundgren, Kristina Klebe, Tony Bentley, Todd Farmer, James Chalke, Toby Bronson, Michelle West, Miles Doleac and Thomas Owen Plot: An ancient demon terrorizes a small Mississippi town Theres a demon that possesses anything, and if you kill it it possesses you. Dolph … Continue reading Don’t Kill It (2017)

Island Claws (aka – The Night of the Claw) 1980

Written by Hernan and Colby Cardenas, Jack Cowden and Ricou Browning Directed by Hernan Cardenas Starring Robert Lansing, Steve Hanks, Nita Talbot, Jo Mcdonnell, Barry Nelson, Raymond Forchion, John Furey, Martina Deignan and Tony Rigo Plot: toxic waste produces mega king size crabs who roar and kill people off the coast of Florida This movie … Continue reading Island Claws (aka – The Night of the Claw) 1980