Reviews of the Best, Worst and the So-Bad-They're-Good of the Horror Genre
Written and directed by David S. Goyer. Starring Wesley Snipes, Ryan Reynolds, Jessica Biel, Parker Posey, Dominic Purcell, Triple H, Callum Keith Rennie, Natasha Lyonne, Haili Page, Patton Oswalt, James Remar, John Michael Higgins and Kris Kristofferson. Plot: Blade has to team up with some human vampire hunters when a crazed group of vampires decide … Continue reading Blade: Trinity (2004)
Directed by Lars Klevberg. Written by Tyler Burton Smith. Starring Aubrey Plaza, Gabriel Bateman, Mark Hamill, Brian Tyree Henry, David Lewis and Tim Matheson. Plot: Andy (Bateman) receives a Buddi Doll that takes on a murderous life of it's own. In Vietnam, at the Buddi making facility, a man who was just fired from his … Continue reading Child’s Play (2019)
Directed by Michael Chaves. Written by David Leslie Johnson-McGoldrick and James Wan. Starring Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson, Ruairi O'Connor, Sarah Catherine Hook, Julian Hilliard, Shannon Kook and John Noble. Plot: the Warrens investigate a murder that may be linked to demonic possession. A lot of people didn't like this movie as much as the first … Continue reading The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021)
Directed by Stephen Norrington. Written by David S. Goyer (based on the Marvel comics). Starring Wesley Snipes, Stephen Dorff, Kris Kristofferson, N'Bushe Wright, Donal Logue, Sanaa Lathan, Traci Lords and Udo Kier. Plot: Blade (Snipes), a half-human, half-vampire hybrid fights against a rebel clan of vampires that just want to watch the world burn. This … Continue reading Blade (1998)
Directed by Timothy Woodward Jr. Written by Patrick Stibbs. Starring Lin Shaye, Tobin Bell, Chester Rushing, Erin Sanders, Mike C. Manning and Sloane Morgan Siegel. Plot: in 1987, a group of friends are put through hell after a woman they taunted dies unexpectedly. This movie was a great surprise to me and DJ. Sure, Lin … Continue reading The Call (2020)
This October, as usual, we want to put up some of the best movies we've seen in recent days. But right now we're going to give you eight movies that you should stay away from. Run away from. Far, far away. Because they're weird, nonsensical and should never have been made. Mirror Mirror (1990) This … Continue reading 8 Movies to Stay Away from This Halloween Season
