The Incredible Melting Man (1977)

Written and directed by William Sachs. Starring Alex Rebar, Burr DeBenning, Myron Healing, Michael Alldredge, Ann Sweeny, Jonathan Demme, Janus Blythe and Cheryl Smith. Plot: an astronaut is transformed into a murderous melting man after being exposed to radiation during a trip to Saturn. This movie is hysterical.  Let's start with that.  It is one … Continue reading The Incredible Melting Man (1977)

Hold Your Breath (2012)

Directed by Jared Cohn.  Written by Geoff Meed and Kenny Zinn. Starring Katrina Bowden, Randy Wayne, Keith Allan, Erin Marie Hogan, Steve Hanks, Seth Cassell and Darin Cooper. Plot: a group of friends start getting picked off after one of them refuses to hold their breath while driving past a graveyard. We were excited to … Continue reading Hold Your Breath (2012)

Enter Nowhere (2011)

Directed by Jack Heller.  Written by Shawn Christensen and Jason Dolan.  Starring Sara Paxton, Scott Eastwood, Katherine Waterston and Shaun Sipos. Plot: three strangers arrive at a remote cabin one by one and must figure out why they're there and why they're unable to leave. Although this was listed on Netflix as horror, it is … Continue reading Enter Nowhere (2011)

Hellraiser : Revelations (2011)

Written by Gary J. Tunnicliffe. Directed by Victor Garcia. Starring Stephan Smith Collins and Tracey Fairaway Plot: Two friends discover a puzzle box in Mexico, which opens a gateway to Hell. This movie is an absolute travesty!!! Are you surprised by my conclusion? You shouldn't be. This movie was terrible in every important way. Bad … Continue reading Hellraiser : Revelations (2011)

Hellraiser 8: Hellworld (2005)

Written by Joel Soisson and Carl V Dupre. Directed by Rick Bota. Starring Doug Bradley, Lance Henricksen, Kathryn Winnick, Henry Cavill and Christopher Jacot. Plot: gamers playing a Hellraiser video game are invited to a party where, as it turns out, cenobites are real. The writing is piss-poor, it's just bad cliche after bad cliche. … Continue reading Hellraiser 8: Hellworld (2005)

Hellraiser 7: Deader (2005)

Written by Tim Day and Benjamin Carr. Directed by Rick Bota. Starring Doug Bradley and Kari Wuhrer. Plot: A journalist goes to Romania to investigate a cult. The movie could be called 7 minutes of Pinhead. Let me say that we both hate Kari Wuhrer, she ruins or at least makes worse everything she is … Continue reading Hellraiser 7: Deader (2005)

Hellraiser VI: Hellseeker (2002)

Written by Carl V.Dupre and Tim Day, Directed by Rock Bota. Starring Ashley Laurence , Dean Winters and Doug Bradley. Plot: Kirsty and her husband get into an accident, she disappears and he is the prime suspect. To make matters worse he begins having vivid and violent hallucinations. This movie was a bit of an … Continue reading Hellraiser VI: Hellseeker (2002)

Hellraiser 5: Inferno (2000)

Written by Scott Derrickson and Paul Harris Boardman, Directed by Scott Derrickson. Starring Craig Sheffer, Doug Bradley, James Remar and Nicholas Turturro. Plot: A cheating, drug abusing cop becomes embroiled in a series of murders involving someone known as "The Engineer". "You hunt the Engineer and the Engineer hunts you". Pinhead is in like 5 … Continue reading Hellraiser 5: Inferno (2000)

Hellraiser 4: Bloodline (1996)

Written by Peter Atkins, Directed by Kevin Yagher and Starring Doug Bradley, Adam Scott and Courtland Mead Plot: We learn the history of the box and then we have cenobites in space, which by the way would've made a killer title. What you think of as pain is a shadow. Pain has a face. Allow … Continue reading Hellraiser 4: Bloodline (1996)

Hellraiser III : Hell on Earth (1992)

Written by Peter Atkins , Directed by Anthony Hickox. Starring Doug Bradley and Terry Farrell Plot: A reporter gets mixed up in the affairs of a nightclub and the seedy owner's creepy new statue. Elliot Spencer and Pinhead were apparently separated in the last one and here we have Pinhead encased in a statue in … Continue reading Hellraiser III : Hell on Earth (1992)