Mine Games (2012)

Directed by Richard Gray.  Written by Gray, Michelle Davis-Gray, Robert Cross and Ross McQueen.  Starring Briana Evigan, Ethan Peck, Julianna Guill and Joseph Cross.

Plot: 7 friends on vacation find an abandoned mine and the scary things inside

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This movie sucked.  It had its chances and it ruined them.  You start out liking most of the people.  They’re pretty cool people you’d want to hang out with.  But then they all go crazy and ruin it.  And DJ likes Briana and I just love Ethan Peck, but neither of them could save this mess.

There was no motive.  No explanation.  No rules.  And a shitty ending that DJ saw coming, but hoped he was wrong about.  How did it take 4 people to write this?

Also, we are tired of how mentally ill people are depicted in film.  Once we stop taking our meds we don’t just start going around killing people.  That’s not how it works.  That’s not how anything works.

For acting and boob shots, it did get some points.  And I totally love how the card on Ethan’s head said Gregory Peck.  That was classic.

My score: 29.  DJ’s score: 13.

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