Directed by Jonathan Liebesman. Written by Joe Harris, John Fasano and James Vanderbilt. Starring Emma Caulfield, Chaney Kley, Lee Cormie and Emily Browning.
Plot: a vengeful spirit took the form of the tooth fairy and now haunts people in the dark
Darkness Falls has gotten a lot of flack over the years, but let me start off by saying that I love this movie. So, this will actually be a positive review. I’ve heard the movie itself is too dark and you can’t see anything. I’ve heard the tooth fairy isn’t scary. I’ve heard it’s all a big cliche. To this I say… PHOOEY! While the movie may be a tiny cliche, the tooth fairy is damn scary and the movie is supposed to be dark. It’s called DARKNESS Falls.
In the movie, a man named Kyle (Kley) is haunted by the tooth fairy and wants very much to live in a world that never gets dark. Alas, he cannot. Meanwhile, his old friend Caitlin (Caulfield) is having trouble with her little brother, Michael (Cormie), who won’t sleep in the dark because he’s being haunted by the same evil entity. Of course, the three meet up eventually and the whole movie bursts open from there. There’s death and destruction and plenty of jump scares to keep you happy. Or at least, we think so.
Bonus: the little boy is adorable. He’s also naturally Australian and his accent rips through sometimes making him even cuter. When he screams, “Caitlin, no!”, I just want to smush his face.
I supposed the movie isn’t for everyone, but we suggest it completely. I love it. DJ really liked it as well. I give it a 75/100. DJ gives it a 60.
I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero.
1. I met George Romero. He was the kindest and sweetest man. He talked to me for longer than he should have with the line getting longer. He also held my hand. And when he noticed the ladybug I have tattooed on my wrist, he said he liked it and asked me it's name. Till then, it had not had a name. Now, I call him George.
2. I love stickers. All stickers. I just adore them. I even ask for stickers for Christmas! As a matter of fact, the birthday that just past, every member of my immediate family gave me sticker packs as gifts. Affordable and extremely appreciated.
3. I have never put much stock in astrology or horoscopes, but I LOVE the magic of the MBTI. Omg. I am an INFP and it actually sounds just like me. Introverted mostly. Creative always. Heart before head and not the most logical. Totally me! For better or worse.
4. It's no surprise I count horror so high up on the list of things that make me, me. However, it's so within my soul that I was part of the Horror Club in college. Interesting bunch. And even took a Horror Lit class as an elective. I got an A.
5. Coffee always makes me happy. Always. I'm particularly fond of caramel macchiatos. But I'll drink black coffee if it's the only thing available.
6. I hate shock for the sake of shock and endings that depress me. I always mention the movies Within (2016) and the Eli Roth produced, written and starred in, Aftershock (2012), as proof of this distate I have. I abhor the idea that just because I like horror, some people think I'd actually praise a movie that lets you think the "Final Girl" just made it through the night, only to slap her in the face with a tsunami.
7. We are big time animal people. I mean, if I could, I'd have an elephant, a bear, a zebra, a penguin, an otter and a meerkat, living with me. Seriously though. We have 2 dogs right now and 2 cats. Both cats we picked up when they each came to our front door hungry. And both dogs we got from 2 different sets of neighbors. Both who, unfortunately, don't know how to care for pets long-term. But they're happy and healthy now!!
8. Revisiting my love of horror, one of the above cats, my cat, is a little black guy named Church. Because Pet Sematary. His middle name is even Pascow. To give credit where credit's due, the name was DJ's idea. But he loves horror too!
9. I'm big into art. Along with movie posters and an Anne Frank quote, I have some actual paintings on my wall. I really think Dali paints beautifully when he wants to. And if I don't get to see Michaelangelo's Pieta in person some day, I will be very disappointed.
10. Lastly, I find Emily Dickinson's poetry intriguing. I took an elective course about her as well. But do you know I injected horror even there? I was given a poem to dissect and I picked one on death, of course. Then, I researched old "Death Photos" and even printed out copies for everyone in the class. They were so interested in looking at them that it stopped them from all looking at me, and I was able to deal quite well with my stage fright. Haha
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