Directed by Griff Furst. Written by Furst, Eric Miller and Jake Kennedy. Starring Nikki Deloach, Stephen Colletti, Terry Kiser, Jonathan Breck, Mariah Bonner, Anabella Casanova, Jason London, Michael Berryman and Treat Williams.
Plot: a group of friends move into an old house they don’t realize is already inhabited by a vengeful and disturbed man.
In the beginning, a crazy woman sacrifices a baby to bring a man to life. Much later, on Jennifer’s (Deloach) birthday, Evan (Colletti), her boyfriend, gives her a house she doesn’t want. As a matter of fact, she doesn’t come around to the idea until he explains that he just wants them to fix it up together and then sell it. Of course, there’s shitty cell service out in the middle of nowhere which is where this house is located.
Jennifer and Evan go to Pluto’s store and gas station, where Fred (Berryman) works and is super nice to them. However, they also meet Mr. Peck (Kiser) who tells them ominously that they shouldn’t have bought the house and that they can’t go digging in the backyard. The ignore him though and invite four of their friends to help remodel the house.
There’s a lot of homage in this movie. I mean, Michael Berryman works at Pluto’s. That’s classic! And well done. But the movie fails to live up to the homages because the rest of the writing’s not that good. The motive’s bad. And the end kinda sucks. DJ didn’t like it at all. However, the cast doing their best and the humor throughout, it wasn’t all bad. Or at least I thought. And I recommend at least one viewing. So, you can see for yourself.
I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero.
1. I met George Romero. He was the kindest and sweetest man. He talked to me for longer than he should have with the line getting longer. He also held my hand. And when he noticed the ladybug I have tattooed on my wrist, he said he liked it and asked me it's name. Till then, it had not had a name. Now, I call him George.
2. I love stickers. All stickers. I just adore them. I even ask for stickers for Christmas! As a matter of fact, the birthday that just past, every member of my immediate family gave me sticker packs as gifts. Affordable and extremely appreciated.
3. I have never put much stock in astrology or horoscopes, but I LOVE the magic of the MBTI. Omg. I am an INFP and it actually sounds just like me. Introverted mostly. Creative always. Heart before head and not the most logical. Totally me! For better or worse.
4. It's no surprise I count horror so high up on the list of things that make me, me. However, it's so within my soul that I was part of the Horror Club in college. Interesting bunch. And even took a Horror Lit class as an elective. I got an A.
5. Coffee always makes me happy. Always. I'm particularly fond of caramel macchiatos. But I'll drink black coffee if it's the only thing available.
6. I hate shock for the sake of shock and endings that depress me. I always mention the movies Within (2016) and the Eli Roth produced, written and starred in, Aftershock (2012), as proof of this distate I have. I abhor the idea that just because I like horror, some people think I'd actually praise a movie that lets you think the "Final Girl" just made it through the night, only to slap her in the face with a tsunami.
7. We are big time animal people. I mean, if I could, I'd have an elephant, a bear, a zebra, a penguin, an otter and a meerkat, living with me. Seriously though. We have 2 dogs right now and 2 cats. Both cats we picked up when they each came to our front door hungry. And both dogs we got from 2 different sets of neighbors. Both who, unfortunately, don't know how to care for pets long-term. But they're happy and healthy now!!
8. Revisiting my love of horror, one of the above cats, my cat, is a little black guy named Church. Because Pet Sematary. His middle name is even Pascow. To give credit where credit's due, the name was DJ's idea. But he loves horror too!
9. I'm big into art. Along with movie posters and an Anne Frank quote, I have some actual paintings on my wall. I really think Dali paints beautifully when he wants to. And if I don't get to see Michaelangelo's Pieta in person some day, I will be very disappointed.
10. Lastly, I find Emily Dickinson's poetry intriguing. I took an elective course about her as well. But do you know I injected horror even there? I was given a poem to dissect and I picked one on death, of course. Then, I researched old "Death Photos" and even printed out copies for everyone in the class. They were so interested in looking at them that it stopped them from all looking at me, and I was able to deal quite well with my stage fright. Haha
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