Directed by Todor Chapkanov (who was First Assistant Director of some terrible movies such as Lake Placid 2, Messengers 2 and Wrong Turn 3). Written by Andy Briggs. Stars Billy Drago.
Plot: a group of students on their way back from a debate contest get stranded in a ghost town after their bus breaks down
This is an original SyFy movie, but that doesn’t automatically make it bad. Me and DJ have liked a few of those. But this one is bad. Here’s why:
The history behind this ghost town is ridiculous. See, there’s this Satan worshiping cowboy (Drago, of course) who made a deal with the devil for immortality, so even after him and his gang die, they haunt the place. Why they decide to do this or who they are is never really explained other than they are Devil Worshiping Cowboys. Yay?! What really gets us though, is the holy man who stopped them originally. He’s a preacher, who believes in the devil (which is actually more uncommon then you’d think for Christ’s followers) and uses Wicca to save the town. Seriously?!!? Inconceivable!!! And the kids!! OMG the kids!! They are all so annoying. All they do is take turns telling the each other to shut up. And four of them just happen to know EVERYTHING they’ve EVER needed to know about ALL things Wiccan, Christian, math based and symbolic. It’s damn hysterical even though it had no intention of being so.
The camera angles are ridiculous. The constant bobbing and weaving gave me a headache. The acting is terrible, the effects are terrible and the dialogue is terrible. True story, one of the lines is, “I went to Sunday School before I learned how to Google.” WHAT??!!!! Of course you went to Sunday School before asking Google for the crappiest horror movie you can watch on cable. DJ and I happen to be raised in the Methodist church and we did Sunday School and Vacation Bible School, the whole nine. Let me tell you, we were taking part in church based activities before we could tie our shoes by ourselves, so OF COURSE it came before Google. Stupidest damn dialogue I’ve heard in my life.
Anyway, I have given this “movie” far too much time already. Much more than it deserves. We were angry with this movie and it’s stupid totems. We both gave it a 10/100. If you watch this, I pity you.
I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero.
1. I met George Romero. He was the kindest and sweetest man. He talked to me for longer than he should have with the line getting longer. He also held my hand. And when he noticed the ladybug I have tattooed on my wrist, he said he liked it and asked me it's name. Till then, it had not had a name. Now, I call him George.
2. I love stickers. All stickers. I just adore them. I even ask for stickers for Christmas! As a matter of fact, the birthday that just past, every member of my immediate family gave me sticker packs as gifts. Affordable and extremely appreciated.
3. I have never put much stock in astrology or horoscopes, but I LOVE the magic of the MBTI. Omg. I am an INFP and it actually sounds just like me. Introverted mostly. Creative always. Heart before head and not the most logical. Totally me! For better or worse.
4. It's no surprise I count horror so high up on the list of things that make me, me. However, it's so within my soul that I was part of the Horror Club in college. Interesting bunch. And even took a Horror Lit class as an elective. I got an A.
5. Coffee always makes me happy. Always. I'm particularly fond of caramel macchiatos. But I'll drink black coffee if it's the only thing available.
6. I hate shock for the sake of shock and endings that depress me. I always mention the movies Within (2016) and the Eli Roth produced, written and starred in, Aftershock (2012), as proof of this distate I have. I abhor the idea that just because I like horror, some people think I'd actually praise a movie that lets you think the "Final Girl" just made it through the night, only to slap her in the face with a tsunami.
7. We are big time animal people. I mean, if I could, I'd have an elephant, a bear, a zebra, a penguin, an otter and a meerkat, living with me. Seriously though. We have 2 dogs right now and 2 cats. Both cats we picked up when they each came to our front door hungry. And both dogs we got from 2 different sets of neighbors. Both who, unfortunately, don't know how to care for pets long-term. But they're happy and healthy now!!
8. Revisiting my love of horror, one of the above cats, my cat, is a little black guy named Church. Because Pet Sematary. His middle name is even Pascow. To give credit where credit's due, the name was DJ's idea. But he loves horror too!
9. I'm big into art. Along with movie posters and an Anne Frank quote, I have some actual paintings on my wall. I really think Dali paints beautifully when he wants to. And if I don't get to see Michaelangelo's Pieta in person some day, I will be very disappointed.
10. Lastly, I find Emily Dickinson's poetry intriguing. I took an elective course about her as well. But do you know I injected horror even there? I was given a poem to dissect and I picked one on death, of course. Then, I researched old "Death Photos" and even printed out copies for everyone in the class. They were so interested in looking at them that it stopped them from all looking at me, and I was able to deal quite well with my stage fright. Haha
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I would like to purchase this Ghost Town 2009 DVD and cannot find it anywhere. Please help me find it…thanks
I would like to purchase this Ghost Town 2009 DVD and cannot find it anywhere. Please help me find it…thanks
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