Directed by Nick Jongerius, Chris W. Mitchell and Suzy Quid. Written by Nick Jongerius.
Starring Charlotte Beaumont, Ben Batt, Noah Taylor, Patrick Baladi, Tanroh Ishida and Fiona Hampton.
Plot: after a tour bus breaks down, the people on board accidentally awaken an evil that kills them one by one
A tour bus full of stupid jerks – seriously, even the main girl is fucking crazy as hell – breaks down on an isolated road. Off in the distance they can see a windmill, so some of them decide to go check it out. It’s not like they have anything better to do, right?! Well, that turns out to be a huge mistake because…
… all the passengers on the bus are sinners and the windmill is the gate to hell. The scarecrow looking killer shows you some misdeed from your past and then kills you violently.
The problem with the movie is that it breaks it’s own rules and then makes up new ones. It suggests that if you’re remorseful, you get to live, but that’s not true. As we find out later, the bus driver is in on the whole affair and if you aren’t killed by Mr. Scarecrow, he kills you instead. UNFAIR!! Plus, everyone is annoying. There’s no working together. No Freddy Claws. And it really could have been scary with a killer that looks the way he does, but the direction wasn’t good enough to pull scares off.
The one beautiful thing about the movie is the effects. They were gory and very well done. The acting isn’t bad either. I mean, we hated everyone and I think for the most part, we were supposed to.
I can’t in good conscience recommend this one. If you scare easy and don’t mind stupid plot lines then maybe it’s for you, but otherwise, I’d stay away. We gave it a 29/100.
I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero.
1. I met George Romero. He was the kindest and sweetest man. He talked to me for longer than he should have with the line getting longer. He also held my hand. And when he noticed the ladybug I have tattooed on my wrist, he said he liked it and asked me it's name. Till then, it had not had a name. Now, I call him George.
2. I love stickers. All stickers. I just adore them. I even ask for stickers for Christmas! As a matter of fact, the birthday that just past, every member of my immediate family gave me sticker packs as gifts. Affordable and extremely appreciated.
3. I have never put much stock in astrology or horoscopes, but I LOVE the magic of the MBTI. Omg. I am an INFP and it actually sounds just like me. Introverted mostly. Creative always. Heart before head and not the most logical. Totally me! For better or worse.
4. It's no surprise I count horror so high up on the list of things that make me, me. However, it's so within my soul that I was part of the Horror Club in college. Interesting bunch. And even took a Horror Lit class as an elective. I got an A.
5. Coffee always makes me happy. Always. I'm particularly fond of caramel macchiatos. But I'll drink black coffee if it's the only thing available.
6. I hate shock for the sake of shock and endings that depress me. I always mention the movies Within (2016) and the Eli Roth produced, written and starred in, Aftershock (2012), as proof of this distate I have. I abhor the idea that just because I like horror, some people think I'd actually praise a movie that lets you think the "Final Girl" just made it through the night, only to slap her in the face with a tsunami.
7. We are big time animal people. I mean, if I could, I'd have an elephant, a bear, a zebra, a penguin, an otter and a meerkat, living with me. Seriously though. We have 2 dogs right now and 2 cats. Both cats we picked up when they each came to our front door hungry. And both dogs we got from 2 different sets of neighbors. Both who, unfortunately, don't know how to care for pets long-term. But they're happy and healthy now!!
8. Revisiting my love of horror, one of the above cats, my cat, is a little black guy named Church. Because Pet Sematary. His middle name is even Pascow. To give credit where credit's due, the name was DJ's idea. But he loves horror too!
9. I'm big into art. Along with movie posters and an Anne Frank quote, I have some actual paintings on my wall. I really think Dali paints beautifully when he wants to. And if I don't get to see Michaelangelo's Pieta in person some day, I will be very disappointed.
10. Lastly, I find Emily Dickinson's poetry intriguing. I took an elective course about her as well. But do you know I injected horror even there? I was given a poem to dissect and I picked one on death, of course. Then, I researched old "Death Photos" and even printed out copies for everyone in the class. They were so interested in looking at them that it stopped them from all looking at me, and I was able to deal quite well with my stage fright. Haha
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