Phantom of the Mall: Eric’s Revenge (1989)

Directed by Richard Friedman.  Written by Scott Schneid, Frederick R. Ulrich, Robert King and Tony Michelman.  Starring Rob Estes, Pauly Shore, Morgan Fairchild, Ken Foree, Tom Fridley and Derek Rydell.

Plot: a young man apparently dies in a fire and then stalks the new mall built where his old house used to be

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So, this movie is a piece of crap.  We can’t believe that 4 people helped write this.  We did laugh though.  Unintentionally, but still.

After his death, Eric comes back stronger than before, with a much deeper voice.  He’s also become a championship kickboxer, ninja, cowboy, electrician, bomb maker, psycho.  It makes absolutely no sense.  It’s unrealistic and boring.

If you do decide to watch it though, please wait for the end credits when you can listen to the loud, horribly catchy and completely offensive “Is There A Phantom in the Mall?” song.

Our score: 22.

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