Directed by Jonathan Milott and Cary Murnion. Written by Leigh Whannell, Ian Brennan and Josh C. Walker. Starring Elijah Wood, Rainn Wilson, Alison Pill, Jack McBrayer, Nasin Pedrad, Jorge Garcia, Kate Flannery and Leigh Whannell.
Plot: chicken nuggets turn a young girl into a zombie and she infects some more kids and they start eating the adults.
On a normal school day, a young girl eats a rather nasty chicken nugget during lunchtime and immediately becomes infected, turning into a zombie. She becomes quite ravenous and starts biting all her fellow students. Then, they start eating all the adults at the school except for a select few who who have to battle back.
Most of this movie is wonderful. Well, all except the prefatory scene that’ll make you put down the bucket of chicken for a little while at least. But the rest is excellent. All the characters are likable, from the gay teacher (McBrayer) to the gun-toting Christian teacher (Pedrad), and they all work together nicely. The Freddy Claws is fantastic.
There’s lots of nice homages to good movies that have come before it. There’s nice innovation from both the teachers trying to survive and the students trying to kill. The effects are also good. And while the zombie baby was awesome, we thank them for not being too graphic with it. They went just far enough in our opinion.
It followed good rules, had a great script (“Nap time, motherfuckers!”) and was hilarious. Even the science in the movie was legit. We have no qualms with recommending that you go out and buy this one. We loved it.
I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero.
1. I met George Romero. He was the kindest and sweetest man. He talked to me for longer than he should have with the line getting longer. He also held my hand. And when he noticed the ladybug I have tattooed on my wrist, he said he liked it and asked me it's name. Till then, it had not had a name. Now, I call him George.
2. I love stickers. All stickers. I just adore them. I even ask for stickers for Christmas! As a matter of fact, the birthday that just past, every member of my immediate family gave me sticker packs as gifts. Affordable and extremely appreciated.
3. I have never put much stock in astrology or horoscopes, but I LOVE the magic of the MBTI. Omg. I am an INFP and it actually sounds just like me. Introverted mostly. Creative always. Heart before head and not the most logical. Totally me! For better or worse.
4. It's no surprise I count horror so high up on the list of things that make me, me. However, it's so within my soul that I was part of the Horror Club in college. Interesting bunch. And even took a Horror Lit class as an elective. I got an A.
5. Coffee always makes me happy. Always. I'm particularly fond of caramel macchiatos. But I'll drink black coffee if it's the only thing available.
6. I hate shock for the sake of shock and endings that depress me. I always mention the movies Within (2016) and the Eli Roth produced, written and starred in, Aftershock (2012), as proof of this distate I have. I abhor the idea that just because I like horror, some people think I'd actually praise a movie that lets you think the "Final Girl" just made it through the night, only to slap her in the face with a tsunami.
7. We are big time animal people. I mean, if I could, I'd have an elephant, a bear, a zebra, a penguin, an otter and a meerkat, living with me. Seriously though. We have 2 dogs right now and 2 cats. Both cats we picked up when they each came to our front door hungry. And both dogs we got from 2 different sets of neighbors. Both who, unfortunately, don't know how to care for pets long-term. But they're happy and healthy now!!
8. Revisiting my love of horror, one of the above cats, my cat, is a little black guy named Church. Because Pet Sematary. His middle name is even Pascow. To give credit where credit's due, the name was DJ's idea. But he loves horror too!
9. I'm big into art. Along with movie posters and an Anne Frank quote, I have some actual paintings on my wall. I really think Dali paints beautifully when he wants to. And if I don't get to see Michaelangelo's Pieta in person some day, I will be very disappointed.
10. Lastly, I find Emily Dickinson's poetry intriguing. I took an elective course about her as well. But do you know I injected horror even there? I was given a poem to dissect and I picked one on death, of course. Then, I researched old "Death Photos" and even printed out copies for everyone in the class. They were so interested in looking at them that it stopped them from all looking at me, and I was able to deal quite well with my stage fright. Haha
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4 thoughts on “Cooties (2014)”
Thanks for the review. Added this to my Amazon watchlist and will check it out tonight after the kids go to bed. On a side note I’ve already taught my 16 month old boy (that has 6 older sisters) how to scream “girl cooties” and run away from them.
My wife and I both loved it, and I was laughing pretty much throughout the entire movie. It wasn’t the quality of Shaun of the Dead, but still worth watching for anyone that enjoys horror-comedy, especially those in the zombie genre. If nothing else it is worth a watch for “rowboat” and “nap time”.
Thanks for the review. Added this to my Amazon watchlist and will check it out tonight after the kids go to bed. On a side note I’ve already taught my 16 month old boy (that has 6 older sisters) how to scream “girl cooties” and run away from them.
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LOL. Funny. And I really do think you’ll enjoy the movie. Let me know!!
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My wife and I both loved it, and I was laughing pretty much throughout the entire movie. It wasn’t the quality of Shaun of the Dead, but still worth watching for anyone that enjoys horror-comedy, especially those in the zombie genre. If nothing else it is worth a watch for “rowboat” and “nap time”.
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I myself loved the Dual. Rear. Wheel. that he tried to say the entire movie. LOL
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