Directed by Anthony Waller. Written Waller, Tim Burns and Tom Stern. Starring Julie Delpy, Tom Everett Scott, Phil Buckman, Vince Vieluf and Julie Bowen.
Plot: an American tourist becomes involved with a French woman who ends up being a werewolf
An American Werewolf in London was a good movie. This movie wasn’t. So sorry to say.
3 young guys – Andy, Chris and Brad – go on a “Daredevil Tour” of Europe doing crazy, stupid, dangerous stuff, like attempting to bungee jump off the Eiffel Tower. While up on the Tower though, Andy (Scott) sees a girl, Serafine (Delpy) jump off the Tower without a bungee cord. He jumps off to catch her and so starts the main story line.
Serafine warns Andy to stay away from her, but he’s so attracted to her and worried about her that he refuses to do so. This eventually gets him and his friends into a world of trouble. They are invited to a party by Serafine’s “friends” and it turns out they’re werewolves, too, that really like the taste of Americans.
The movie is supposed to be funny, but it’s not really. Also, the direction could’ve used some work, as well as the script. It just wasn’t believable. We didn’t really like any of the characters because they were so stupid. The acting also left something to be desired, but we’re not sure why. We’ve seen most of the actors act in other things and they were fine, but in this, they were a bit wobbly. Perhaps, again, because the script needed work. The end was corny, too, and the movie lost more points.
We don’t recommend this movie. At all really. There’s not enough good about it.
I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero.
1. I met George Romero. He was the kindest and sweetest man. He talked to me for longer than he should have with the line getting longer. He also held my hand. And when he noticed the ladybug I have tattooed on my wrist, he said he liked it and asked me it's name. Till then, it had not had a name. Now, I call him George.
2. I love stickers. All stickers. I just adore them. I even ask for stickers for Christmas! As a matter of fact, the birthday that just past, every member of my immediate family gave me sticker packs as gifts. Affordable and extremely appreciated.
3. I have never put much stock in astrology or horoscopes, but I LOVE the magic of the MBTI. Omg. I am an INFP and it actually sounds just like me. Introverted mostly. Creative always. Heart before head and not the most logical. Totally me! For better or worse.
4. It's no surprise I count horror so high up on the list of things that make me, me. However, it's so within my soul that I was part of the Horror Club in college. Interesting bunch. And even took a Horror Lit class as an elective. I got an A.
5. Coffee always makes me happy. Always. I'm particularly fond of caramel macchiatos. But I'll drink black coffee if it's the only thing available.
6. I hate shock for the sake of shock and endings that depress me. I always mention the movies Within (2016) and the Eli Roth produced, written and starred in, Aftershock (2012), as proof of this distate I have. I abhor the idea that just because I like horror, some people think I'd actually praise a movie that lets you think the "Final Girl" just made it through the night, only to slap her in the face with a tsunami.
7. We are big time animal people. I mean, if I could, I'd have an elephant, a bear, a zebra, a penguin, an otter and a meerkat, living with me. Seriously though. We have 2 dogs right now and 2 cats. Both cats we picked up when they each came to our front door hungry. And both dogs we got from 2 different sets of neighbors. Both who, unfortunately, don't know how to care for pets long-term. But they're happy and healthy now!!
8. Revisiting my love of horror, one of the above cats, my cat, is a little black guy named Church. Because Pet Sematary. His middle name is even Pascow. To give credit where credit's due, the name was DJ's idea. But he loves horror too!
9. I'm big into art. Along with movie posters and an Anne Frank quote, I have some actual paintings on my wall. I really think Dali paints beautifully when he wants to. And if I don't get to see Michaelangelo's Pieta in person some day, I will be very disappointed.
10. Lastly, I find Emily Dickinson's poetry intriguing. I took an elective course about her as well. But do you know I injected horror even there? I was given a poem to dissect and I picked one on death, of course. Then, I researched old "Death Photos" and even printed out copies for everyone in the class. They were so interested in looking at them that it stopped them from all looking at me, and I was able to deal quite well with my stage fright. Haha
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