Directed by Anthony DiBlasi. Written by DiBlasi and Scott Poiley. Starring Juliana Harkavy, Joshua Mikel, Hank Stone, Natalie Victoria and J. LaRose.
Plot: a rookie cop’s first shift alone turns into a nightmare.
Jessica (Harkavy) gets the pleasure of working the last shift at a closing police station. She’s told it’ll be a breeze, which is why she’s left there alone, but it turns out to be anything but. First, a homeless man (LaRose) shows up and pees on the floor and then things start moving by themselves. Now this is the point that me and DJ would be out because we’re not brave/stupid. We’re not cops. We didn’t sign up for this shit.
Jessica stays however, and chalks it up to hallucination or her mind playing tricks on her. But more stuff is soon to happen that she can’t chalk up to anything but horror. Then, she stays because she doesn’t want to lose her job. Fuck the job, I say!
Seriously, the movie is creepy and very tense considering it’s her alone most of the time. It’s chock full of jump scares and thrills of that nature, so be ready for that. The effects were lovely, the acting was amazing and the movie was well made. So, why didn’t we like it? I’ve mentioned only good things, but when it comes down to it, the story sucked.
It was unoriginal, the motive was terrible and there were no rules. It was also impossible to gauge Freddy Claws. You’ll see what we mean if you decide to give it a go and watch this. Be warned though, that the end completely broke the movie for DJ. He was totally unsatisfied. And I can’t help but agree with him at least a little. After all the scares I wanted to like it, but when it ended I just didn’t.
My score: 36. DJ’s score: 32.
“I’m willing to bet my tits and a pack of cigarettes.”
I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero.
1. I met George Romero. He was the kindest and sweetest man. He talked to me for longer than he should have with the line getting longer. He also held my hand. And when he noticed the ladybug I have tattooed on my wrist, he said he liked it and asked me it's name. Till then, it had not had a name. Now, I call him George.
2. I love stickers. All stickers. I just adore them. I even ask for stickers for Christmas! As a matter of fact, the birthday that just past, every member of my immediate family gave me sticker packs as gifts. Affordable and extremely appreciated.
3. I have never put much stock in astrology or horoscopes, but I LOVE the magic of the MBTI. Omg. I am an INFP and it actually sounds just like me. Introverted mostly. Creative always. Heart before head and not the most logical. Totally me! For better or worse.
4. It's no surprise I count horror so high up on the list of things that make me, me. However, it's so within my soul that I was part of the Horror Club in college. Interesting bunch. And even took a Horror Lit class as an elective. I got an A.
5. Coffee always makes me happy. Always. I'm particularly fond of caramel macchiatos. But I'll drink black coffee if it's the only thing available.
6. I hate shock for the sake of shock and endings that depress me. I always mention the movies Within (2016) and the Eli Roth produced, written and starred in, Aftershock (2012), as proof of this distate I have. I abhor the idea that just because I like horror, some people think I'd actually praise a movie that lets you think the "Final Girl" just made it through the night, only to slap her in the face with a tsunami.
7. We are big time animal people. I mean, if I could, I'd have an elephant, a bear, a zebra, a penguin, an otter and a meerkat, living with me. Seriously though. We have 2 dogs right now and 2 cats. Both cats we picked up when they each came to our front door hungry. And both dogs we got from 2 different sets of neighbors. Both who, unfortunately, don't know how to care for pets long-term. But they're happy and healthy now!!
8. Revisiting my love of horror, one of the above cats, my cat, is a little black guy named Church. Because Pet Sematary. His middle name is even Pascow. To give credit where credit's due, the name was DJ's idea. But he loves horror too!
9. I'm big into art. Along with movie posters and an Anne Frank quote, I have some actual paintings on my wall. I really think Dali paints beautifully when he wants to. And if I don't get to see Michaelangelo's Pieta in person some day, I will be very disappointed.
10. Lastly, I find Emily Dickinson's poetry intriguing. I took an elective course about her as well. But do you know I injected horror even there? I was given a poem to dissect and I picked one on death, of course. Then, I researched old "Death Photos" and even printed out copies for everyone in the class. They were so interested in looking at them that it stopped them from all looking at me, and I was able to deal quite well with my stage fright. Haha
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