Written and directed by Rustam Branaman. Starring Jeremy Sumpter, Brett Davern, Elizabeth DiPrinzio, Chris Coy, Virginia Williams, Harley Graham and Johnathon Schaech.
Plot: 5 friends on their way to SXSW stop to help a lost, little girl and then fall prey to a creature/cult.
Five friends on a road trip stop to help a little girl, Lucy (Graham) who seems lost. So, they take her to where she says her home is and it’s a deserted farmhouse with broken dolls all over the place. From there, it gets really strange. Lucy’s parents (Williams and Schaech) come home, but then leave again. Some of the kids get into a car accident trying to leave. Another kid wants to leave after experiencing something supernatural. And another one of them has an overdose after stealing a drug from the parents’ cabinet.
The editing was crazy. The sound effects were unusual. The direction and writing were lousy, too. The only reason we didn’t turn it off was because we truly wanted to know what was going on. And if Amanda character kept having all these creepy visions, why did she open the fucking door??
No one is likable, especially not Emily (DiPrinzio). The only part where they dabbled in creeptasticness was not enough to save the movie. And there was no boob shots. Like, how is that possible in this kind of movie?
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What is the end exactly? What is the little girl going to do to her? If they wanted the girls to make demon spawn, why did they want the boys? Are all the children going to burn now? Is Lucy going to start over again somewhere else? Does this mean that the bitch Emily get to live?
We had so many questions. We were not happy. We do not recommend.
I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero.
1. I met George Romero. He was the kindest and sweetest man. He talked to me for longer than he should have with the line getting longer. He also held my hand. And when he noticed the ladybug I have tattooed on my wrist, he said he liked it and asked me it's name. Till then, it had not had a name. Now, I call him George.
2. I love stickers. All stickers. I just adore them. I even ask for stickers for Christmas! As a matter of fact, the birthday that just past, every member of my immediate family gave me sticker packs as gifts. Affordable and extremely appreciated.
3. I have never put much stock in astrology or horoscopes, but I LOVE the magic of the MBTI. Omg. I am an INFP and it actually sounds just like me. Introverted mostly. Creative always. Heart before head and not the most logical. Totally me! For better or worse.
4. It's no surprise I count horror so high up on the list of things that make me, me. However, it's so within my soul that I was part of the Horror Club in college. Interesting bunch. And even took a Horror Lit class as an elective. I got an A.
5. Coffee always makes me happy. Always. I'm particularly fond of caramel macchiatos. But I'll drink black coffee if it's the only thing available.
6. I hate shock for the sake of shock and endings that depress me. I always mention the movies Within (2016) and the Eli Roth produced, written and starred in, Aftershock (2012), as proof of this distate I have. I abhor the idea that just because I like horror, some people think I'd actually praise a movie that lets you think the "Final Girl" just made it through the night, only to slap her in the face with a tsunami.
7. We are big time animal people. I mean, if I could, I'd have an elephant, a bear, a zebra, a penguin, an otter and a meerkat, living with me. Seriously though. We have 2 dogs right now and 2 cats. Both cats we picked up when they each came to our front door hungry. And both dogs we got from 2 different sets of neighbors. Both who, unfortunately, don't know how to care for pets long-term. But they're happy and healthy now!!
8. Revisiting my love of horror, one of the above cats, my cat, is a little black guy named Church. Because Pet Sematary. His middle name is even Pascow. To give credit where credit's due, the name was DJ's idea. But he loves horror too!
9. I'm big into art. Along with movie posters and an Anne Frank quote, I have some actual paintings on my wall. I really think Dali paints beautifully when he wants to. And if I don't get to see Michaelangelo's Pieta in person some day, I will be very disappointed.
10. Lastly, I find Emily Dickinson's poetry intriguing. I took an elective course about her as well. But do you know I injected horror even there? I was given a poem to dissect and I picked one on death, of course. Then, I researched old "Death Photos" and even printed out copies for everyone in the class. They were so interested in looking at them that it stopped them from all looking at me, and I was able to deal quite well with my stage fright. Haha
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Thanks for the review. I’ll definitely be skipping this one.
Thanks for the review. I’ll definitely be skipping this one.
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