They (2002)

Directed by Robert Harmon.  Written by Brendan Hood.  Starring Laura Regan, Marc Blucas, Ethan Embry, Jon Abrahams, Jonathan Cherry, Dagmara Dominczyk, Jay Brazeau and Jodelle Ferland.

Plot: several young adults that had night terrors as children are now being hunted by strange creatures that come for them in the dark.

College student, Julia Lund (Regan), had horrific night terrors as a child. She seems to have gotten past it though. That is until an old friend, Billy (Abrahams), comes to see her. He informs her that the mosters of their night terrors are real, that they will hurt her if they can and to steer clear of the dark. Then he kills himself in front of her. Clearly shaken, she goes to her boyfriend, Paul (Blucas), but he is no help whatsoever. And when she has her first night terror in his apartment, he gets even less likeable. No points for him as he’s not understanding at all.

At Billy’s funeral, Julia meets Terry (Dominczyk) and Sam (Embry), two people who also had/have night terrors. They believe Billy’s claims and attempt to be smart about the whole thing. Honestly, although a little brash at first, Sam is the only solidly likeable character. He makes intelligent choices and he really tries to save everyone. He can’t, but he tries.

The high point in this movie are the actors.  Everyone is really good and really believable.  And the story is a good one, it’s just not the best.  So much more could have been done with this plot.  There was terrible Freddy Claws (mostly because of the jackass boyfriend).  There was also no explanation for the creatures living in the dark.  Where did they come from?  Why are they in the dark?  Why are they only coming after these people?  So many unanswered questions.

Also, and this takes away almost all the realism points – the mental hospital in the movie is completely unrealistic.  If a patient was really going off, they’d be strapped down and sedated so they wouldn’t hurt themselves.  There would never be actual glass used in the mirrors and there would never be wire hangers either.  It is apparent that the director has never actually visited such an establishment and the lack of realism there is actually distracting. And don’t get me started on the end. It just sucks so hardcore. Like, god damn, why is it so fucking tragic?

I wanted to like this, but I did not. DJ liked it even less. Give it a go if you want to. It’s not unwatchable, it just isn’t for us.

My score: 38. DJ’s score: 31.

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