Chain Letter (2009)

Directed by Deon Taylor.  Written by Taylor, Diana Erwin, Michael J. Pagan and Thomas Fenton.  Starring Nikki Reed, Brad Dourif, Keith David and Michael J. Pagan. Plot: a maniac murders teenagers if they don't forward a chain mail Technology will kill us all.  This isn't an original concept.  It's been done 10.000 times before.  Besides … Continue reading Chain Letter (2009)

My Bloody Valentine (1981)

Directed by George Mihalka.  Written by Stephen A. Miller and John Beaird.  Starring Don Francks (who I personally loved as "Walter" on "Le Femme Nikita"). Plot: a decades old story about a guy who murders people on Valentine's Day turns out to be really, really true A little town is told never to celebrate Valentine's … Continue reading My Bloody Valentine (1981)

Friday the 13th Part 3 (3D) (1982)

Directed by Steve Miner.  Written by Martin Kitrosser and Carol Watson.  Starring Richard Brooker as Jason. Plot: Jason's back at it, really trying to cement the fact that teenagers will die if they come near Crystal Lake Part 3 is probably funnier than it's supposed to be.  A group of teenagers go to a cabin … Continue reading Friday the 13th Part 3 (3D) (1982)

Black Christmas (1974)

Directed by Bob Clark.  Written by Roy Moore.  Starring Olivia Hussey, Keir Dullea, Margot Kidder and John Saxon. Plot: essentially this is a story about a Crazytown guy who kills some sorority sisters during Christmas break The killer is in the house!  It's classic.  It's entertaining.  Unfortunately, it's also kind of  irritating.  We are very … Continue reading Black Christmas (1974)

Red Mist (2008)

Directed by Paddy Breathnach.  Written by Spence Wright.  Starring Arielle Kebbel. Plot: a bunch of asshole students torture this other kid right into a coma - unfortunately for them, he enjoys the coma too much The original title of the movie was Freakdog apparently and we're not sure why they changed it.  Freakdog is what … Continue reading Red Mist (2008)

Fear of the Dark (2003)

Directed by K.C. Bascombe.  Written by John Sullivan.  Starring Kevin Zegers. Plot: a boy is afraid of the dark because he's convinced that something lives inside of it This movie follows a really whiny little boy who's afraid of the dark, but won't actually tell anyone why.  At least not the whole truth of it. … Continue reading Fear of the Dark (2003)