Cellar Dweller (1988)

Directed by John Carl Buechler.  Written by Don Mancini.  Starring Debrah Farentino, Brian Robbins and Jeffrey Combs.

Plot: 2 artists, 30 years apart, bring life to an ancient demon by drawing it

cellar-dweller-creature

At one point in this movie, the main character crosses the demon with White Out.  As in “the power of Christ compels you with White Out, ink eraser”.  If you want to keep reading, that’s on you.  There will be spoilers, and we’re not recommending this one.

When the first artist (Combs) creates it, he kills it using fire.  A fire that he dies in.  A fire he never even really tried getting out of.  Then, years later, the place has been turned into an artist colony type thing and this woman (Farentino) finds a copy of Cellar Dweller and continues the work.  OH NO!!

After it starts killing again, she tries to kill it by fire again, but for some reason she burns all the art she’s done of all her friends and they disappear, too.  OH NO!!

Then, at the end, when she’s finally gotten her friends back, the demon comes back and kills her because there are no rules whatsoever.  OH HELL NO!!

There’s boob shots.  That’s the best thing.  And it’s funny, although unintentional.  But the acting is over-the-top, the script is contemptible and the motive is idiotic.  It seems to be a cautionary tale about thinking too much.  About having TOO MUCH imagination.  Since when is that a bad thing?!

Our score: 25.

“Wherever there is imagination, he will dwell.”

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