Written and directed by Phil Hawkins. Starring Robert Englund, Finn Jones, Emily Berrington and Malachi Kirby.
Plot: a couple, trapped in a cinema, are manipulated into becoming unwilling participants in a madman’s horror movie
Martin (Jones) and Allie (Berrington) go to a midnight showing of The Hills Have Eyes 2. Once there, they are locked inside without their knowledge by Stuart (Englund), a disgruntled former employee. When the movie suddenly stops, Martin and Allie leave the theater, but find that they are trapped within the multiplex.
After that, all hell breaks out as per usual. But the hell is stupid. It’s not fun. You know what, let me just tell you about it.
First, Stuart drugs Allie and fucks with her clothes, so that when she wakes up she believes she’s been raped. And Stuart causes Martin to kill the manager of the theater, making Allie suspicious of him. So, when Stuart comes and tells her that it was Martin that drugged her, she believes him. How you could believe someone you’ve just met over your own boyfriend, I don’t know. But she does because she’s one of the most amazingly stupid characters I’ve ever seen in a horror movie.
Of course, the end sucks, too. Things happen that the police should take sight of, but they don’t because they’re stupid, too. So, when they come, they end up killing Martin. And Stuart gets away with everything. Fucking bullshit. There was no Freddy Claws, it was unrealistic, the motive sucked and there were no rules. We’re walking out if someone turns this on again, I don’t care how cute Finn Jones is.
I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero.
1. I met George Romero. He was the kindest and sweetest man. He talked to me for longer than he should have with the line getting longer. He also held my hand. And when he noticed the ladybug I have tattooed on my wrist, he said he liked it and asked me it's name. Till then, it had not had a name. Now, I call him George.
2. I love stickers. All stickers. I just adore them. I even ask for stickers for Christmas! As a matter of fact, the birthday that just past, every member of my immediate family gave me sticker packs as gifts. Affordable and extremely appreciated.
3. I have never put much stock in astrology or horoscopes, but I LOVE the magic of the MBTI. Omg. I am an INFP and it actually sounds just like me. Introverted mostly. Creative always. Heart before head and not the most logical. Totally me! For better or worse.
4. It's no surprise I count horror so high up on the list of things that make me, me. However, it's so within my soul that I was part of the Horror Club in college. Interesting bunch. And even took a Horror Lit class as an elective. I got an A.
5. Coffee always makes me happy. Always. I'm particularly fond of caramel macchiatos. But I'll drink black coffee if it's the only thing available.
6. I hate shock for the sake of shock and endings that depress me. I always mention the movies Within (2016) and the Eli Roth produced, written and starred in, Aftershock (2012), as proof of this distate I have. I abhor the idea that just because I like horror, some people think I'd actually praise a movie that lets you think the "Final Girl" just made it through the night, only to slap her in the face with a tsunami.
7. We are big time animal people. I mean, if I could, I'd have an elephant, a bear, a zebra, a penguin, an otter and a meerkat, living with me. Seriously though. We have 2 dogs right now and 2 cats. Both cats we picked up when they each came to our front door hungry. And both dogs we got from 2 different sets of neighbors. Both who, unfortunately, don't know how to care for pets long-term. But they're happy and healthy now!!
8. Revisiting my love of horror, one of the above cats, my cat, is a little black guy named Church. Because Pet Sematary. His middle name is even Pascow. To give credit where credit's due, the name was DJ's idea. But he loves horror too!
9. I'm big into art. Along with movie posters and an Anne Frank quote, I have some actual paintings on my wall. I really think Dali paints beautifully when he wants to. And if I don't get to see Michaelangelo's Pieta in person some day, I will be very disappointed.
10. Lastly, I find Emily Dickinson's poetry intriguing. I took an elective course about her as well. But do you know I injected horror even there? I was given a poem to dissect and I picked one on death, of course. Then, I researched old "Death Photos" and even printed out copies for everyone in the class. They were so interested in looking at them that it stopped them from all looking at me, and I was able to deal quite well with my stage fright. Haha
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