All the Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006)

Directed by Jonathan Levine.  Written by Jacob Forman.  Starring Amber Heard, Michael Welch, Whitney Able, Luke Grimes, Aaron Himelstein, Edwin Hodge and Anson Mount.

Plot: Mandy (Heard) and friends have a party and then start getting picked off one by one.

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At the very beginning of the movie, Mandy and her reluctant friend, Emmett (Welch) go to a jock’s party where said jock dies after Emmett “dares” him to jump off the roof.  Fast forward a bit and Mandy is now the best of friends with the popular kids (not sure why or how) and she gets invited to another party.  This one Emmett doesn’t come to, but when kids at the new party start to die, the first thought is “Emmett must be killing them”.  But how?  Why?  What’s his motivation?

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He does it for Mandy.  They’re working together the whole movie.  I’m not sure if this is supposed to come as an actual shock to anyone because it’s not shocking.  All the boys love Mandy Lane.  Even the boys that have other girls giving them hand jobs.

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Everyone is an idiot.  We couldn’t wait for them to die.  The cast is good though, but that’s why we hated them.  I’m pretty sure we were supposed to hate them.  Only thing is, we hated Mandy and Emmett, too.  There were no rules.  It was unoriginal.  We just didn’t like it.

Our score: 30.

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