Category: reviews

The Happening (2008)

Written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan.  Starring Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo, Spencer Breslin and Alan Ruck. Plot: a series of horrific suicides have the East Coast in a panic - is it terrorists?  Or is it that nature has had enough of us Mark Wahlberg is a science teacher (which he plays … Continue reading The Happening (2008) →

Chain Letter (2009)

Directed by Deon Taylor.  Written by Taylor, Diana Erwin, Michael J. Pagan and Thomas Fenton.  Starring Nikki Reed, Brad Dourif, Keith David and Michael J. Pagan. Plot: a maniac murders teenagers if they don't forward a chain mail Technology will kill us all.  This isn't an original concept.  It's been done 10.000 times before.  Besides … Continue reading Chain Letter (2009) →

Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)

Directed by Charles E. Sellier Jr.  Written by Paul Caimi and Michael Hickey.  Starring Robert Brian Wilson and Linnea Quigley. Plot: Billy's parents are killed by a man in a Santa suit Billy grows up afraid of them, but then he becomes one sort of accidentally and starts killing everyone So, in 1971, little Billy … Continue reading Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) →

Jack the Reaper (2011)

Written and directed by Kimberly Seilhamer.  Starring Tony Todd, Sally Kirkland and Chris Bruno. Plot: a group of teens on a field trip to study the industrial revolution run afoul of Railroad Jack This is a movie with a great set up.  It's been used before, but we appreciate the whole jig.  Why?  Because the … Continue reading Jack the Reaper (2011) →

The Mirror (2014)

Written and Directed by Edward Boase. Starring Jemma Dallender, Joshua Dickenson and Nate Fallows. Plot: 3 idiots film themselves in a small apartment with a supposedly haunted mirror to try and win a paranormal contest and one million dollars. I was really bored the entire time i watched this movie, Tara enjoyed the first half … Continue reading The Mirror (2014) →

5 Movies Starting with ‘H’ that Wish They Were Halloween

The Hamiltons (2006) Possibly one of the worst Films To Die For.  We will die if we ever have to watch it again.  A kid with a camera, some nasty incestuous sex scenes and a "surprise" ending that is fucking bullshit!  If DJ had known it was just a vampire story, he never would have … Continue reading 5 Movies Starting with ‘H’ that Wish They Were Halloween →

Angelic Wolves: The Movie (2015)

Written and directed by Dark Libra.  Starring Braeden Baade, Anna Crysell and CJ Forst. Plot: it is a quirky little spoof of Twilight, but instead of a vampire, he's an angel and a wolf... LOL This is a short film.  About 25 minutes long.  And it's hilarious.  Now, I liked Twilight.  Our mother was addicted … Continue reading Angelic Wolves: The Movie (2015) →

Chernobyl Diaries (2012)

Directed by Brad Parker.  Written by Oren Peli, Carey Van Dyke and Shane Van Dyke. Starring Jesse McCartney, Jonathan Sadowski, Devin Kelly, Dimitri Diatchenko, Nathan Phillips, Olivia Taylor Dudley and Ingrid Bolso Berdal. Plot: 6 tourists and a hired guide explore Chernobyl and find out that it isn't as deserted as they thought The 7 … Continue reading Chernobyl Diaries (2012) →

Warm Bodies (2013)

Written by Jonathan Levine (Screenplay) Issac Marion (Novel) Directed by Jonathan Levine. Starring : Nicholas Hoult, Teresa Palmer, Analeigh Tipton, John Malkovich, Rob Corddry, and Dave Franco. Plot: A Dead boy falls in love with a living girl. Let me just start off by saying I love this movie. I have got some flack for … Continue reading Warm Bodies (2013) →

Area 407 (AKA Tape 407) (2012)

Written by Robert Shepyer, Suzanne DeLaurentiis, Dale Fabrigar, Everette Wallin, Stephen Fiske and Jude Tucker. Directed by Dale Fabrigar and Everette Wallin. Plot: Survivors of a plane crash end up in a government testing area filled with monsters. This movie features the dumbest air marshal ever! And the little chickie is supposed to be 13 not … Continue reading Area 407 (AKA Tape 407) (2012) →