Written and directed by Charles Philip Moore. Starring Eric Larson, Francine Lapensee, Rufus Norris, Stephen Quadros, Sherry Leigh, Lynn Clark, Richard Gabai and Jack Vogel.
Plot: Cory and his friends go to a desolate farmhouse where his grandparents were mysteriously murdered only to find the land cursed.
Cory (Larson) has been having nightmares about his grandparents. So, he decides to head to their farmhouse and he invites some friends. On the way there though, a little girl points a stick at them all creepy like and the locals tell him that the farmhouse doesn’t even exist. But they go even when the locals say not to.
I should mention that his friends are very stereotypical – like, there’s Dell, the dickhead – and also very interesting – cause there’s also Chuck (Quadros), who is literally a magician who does Kung Fu. It’s all so crazy. The movie itself is so uneven though, that that shouldn’t surprise you at all. One minute they’re like, “we’re leaving” and Cory’s like “no!” and then the next minute he’s in the cars with them. Why? Because they, of course, find Cory’s grandmother’s diary and read some of it aloud. Then, the dead come to life and start killing them.
It’s confusing. There’s no set structure. It bounces around a lot. The Thriller video had more of a plot. I honestly can’t believe we watched the whole thing. And although I’d like to spoil the end for you so that you don’t ever watch it, I can’t, because I’m not entirely sure what happened.
There were boobs and we did laugh, although unintentionally, but I’m not watching this disaster again for anyone. I don’t care if Chris Evans himself wanted to see it. He’d have to watch it alone. LOL
I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero.
1. I met George Romero. He was the kindest and sweetest man. He talked to me for longer than he should have with the line getting longer. He also held my hand. And when he noticed the ladybug I have tattooed on my wrist, he said he liked it and asked me it's name. Till then, it had not had a name. Now, I call him George.
2. I love stickers. All stickers. I just adore them. I even ask for stickers for Christmas! As a matter of fact, the birthday that just past, every member of my immediate family gave me sticker packs as gifts. Affordable and extremely appreciated.
3. I have never put much stock in astrology or horoscopes, but I LOVE the magic of the MBTI. Omg. I am an INFP and it actually sounds just like me. Introverted mostly. Creative always. Heart before head and not the most logical. Totally me! For better or worse.
4. It's no surprise I count horror so high up on the list of things that make me, me. However, it's so within my soul that I was part of the Horror Club in college. Interesting bunch. And even took a Horror Lit class as an elective. I got an A.
5. Coffee always makes me happy. Always. I'm particularly fond of caramel macchiatos. But I'll drink black coffee if it's the only thing available.
6. I hate shock for the sake of shock and endings that depress me. I always mention the movies Within (2016) and the Eli Roth produced, written and starred in, Aftershock (2012), as proof of this distate I have. I abhor the idea that just because I like horror, some people think I'd actually praise a movie that lets you think the "Final Girl" just made it through the night, only to slap her in the face with a tsunami.
7. We are big time animal people. I mean, if I could, I'd have an elephant, a bear, a zebra, a penguin, an otter and a meerkat, living with me. Seriously though. We have 2 dogs right now and 2 cats. Both cats we picked up when they each came to our front door hungry. And both dogs we got from 2 different sets of neighbors. Both who, unfortunately, don't know how to care for pets long-term. But they're happy and healthy now!!
8. Revisiting my love of horror, one of the above cats, my cat, is a little black guy named Church. Because Pet Sematary. His middle name is even Pascow. To give credit where credit's due, the name was DJ's idea. But he loves horror too!
9. I'm big into art. Along with movie posters and an Anne Frank quote, I have some actual paintings on my wall. I really think Dali paints beautifully when he wants to. And if I don't get to see Michaelangelo's Pieta in person some day, I will be very disappointed.
10. Lastly, I find Emily Dickinson's poetry intriguing. I took an elective course about her as well. But do you know I injected horror even there? I was given a poem to dissect and I picked one on death, of course. Then, I researched old "Death Photos" and even printed out copies for everyone in the class. They were so interested in looking at them that it stopped them from all looking at me, and I was able to deal quite well with my stage fright. Haha
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