Category: reviews

Chopping Mall (1986)

Directed by Jim Wynorski.  Written by Jim Wynorski and Steve Mitchell.  Starring Kelli Maroney, Mary Woronov, Russell Todd, Barbara Crampton and Tony O'Dell. Plot: a group of teens are trapped in a chopping mall with new, murderous, security robots The mall has recently increased security everywhere.  They've even gotten a bunch of robots that stun … Continue reading Chopping Mall (1986) →

Goodnight Mommy (2014)

Written and directed by Severin Fiala and Veronika Franz.  Starring Susanne Wuest, Elias Schwarz and Lukas Schwarz. Plot: twin boys begin to believe their mother may not be their mother anymore after she has some cosmetic surgery This review will contain A LOT of SPOILERS AHEAD.  Why?  Because I HATED this movie and I want … Continue reading Goodnight Mommy (2014) →

Nothing Left to Fear (2013)

Directed by Anthony Leonardi III.  Written by Jonathan W.C. Mills.  Starring Anne Heche, Jennifer Stone, Ethan Peck, James Tupper, Rebekah Brandes and Clancy Brown. Plot: a pastor and his family move to a new town, but the town is creeptastic and has a few secrets The pastor, his wife and their 3 children move to … Continue reading Nothing Left to Fear (2013) →

Smiley (2012)

Directed by Michael J. Gallagher.  Written by Michael J. Gallagher, Ezra Cooperstein and Glasgow Phillips.  Starring Caitlin Gerard, Keith David, Shane Dawson and Liza Weil. Plot: an urban legend about writing "I did it for the lulz" during an online chat, causing Smiley to come and kill the person you were talking to Usually, I … Continue reading Smiley (2012) →

The Wraith (1986)

Written and Directed by Mike Marvin Starring, Charlie Sheen, Sherilyn Fenn, Randy Quaid, Nick Cassevetes and Clint Howard Plot: A ghost seeks revenge on a group of drag-racing thugs. First off I think the Wraith should have been taller or something as he isn't very physically imposing. All the bad guys in this are really … Continue reading The Wraith (1986) →

Devil (2010)

Directed by John Erick Dowdle.  Written by M. Night Shymalan and Brian Nelson.  Starring Chris Messina, Logan Marshall Green and Bokeem Woodbine. Plot: 5 people, with some outrageous personal issues, become trapped in an elevator by the devil Even with a run time of only 80 minutes, you would think a movie about 5 people … Continue reading Devil (2010) →

Dark Was the Night (2014)

Directed by Jack Heller.  Written by Tyler Hisel.  Starring Kevin Durand, Lukas Haas, Nick Damici, Bianca Kajlich and Sabina Gadecki. Plot: a small town legend turns out to be true and very deadly as is often the case Putting aside the fact that I love both Kevin Durand and Lukas Haas, I still love this … Continue reading Dark Was the Night (2014) →

Darkness Falls (2003)

Directed by Jonathan Liebesman.  Written by Joe Harris, John Fasano and James Vanderbilt.  Starring Emma Caulfield, Chaney Kley, Lee Cormie and Emily Browning. Plot: a vengeful spirit took the form of the tooth fairy and now haunts people in the dark Darkness Falls has gotten a lot of flack over the years, but let me … Continue reading Darkness Falls (2003) →

The Windmill (2016)

Directed by Nick Jongerius, Chris W. Mitchell and Suzy Quid.  Written by Nick Jongerius. Starring Charlotte Beaumont, Ben Batt, Noah Taylor, Patrick Baladi, Tanroh Ishida and Fiona Hampton. Plot: after a tour bus breaks down, the people on board accidentally awaken an evil that kills them one by one A tour bus full of stupid … Continue reading The Windmill (2016) →

Them! (1954)

Written by Ted Sherdeman, Russel Hughes and George Worthing Yates Directed by Gordon Douglas Starring Edmund Gwenn, James Whitmore and Leonard Nimoy Plot : Early atomic testing mutates ants into giant man-eating monsters. For this movie i took into account that it was 1954 near the height of nuclear paranoia but this movie doesn't actually … Continue reading Them! (1954) →