For Halloween, the month of October will be devoted to movies at least one of us recommends. So, before we get to that, here are a series of horrible movies we're sorry we watched. 1. Nazi's At the Center of Earth (2012) Dominique Swain and Jake Busey star in this outlandish movie about, well, you … Continue reading 6 of the Worst Weird Horror Movies
Directed by Mikael Hafstrom. Written by Matt Greenberg, Scott Alexander and Larry Karaszewski. Based on a short story by Stephen King. Starring John Cusack, Samuel L. Jackson, Mary McCormack and Tony Shalhoub. Plot: a writer checks into a hotel room to debunk rumors that it is haunted So, here comes John Cusack, writer extraordinaire of … Continue reading 1408 (2007)
Directed by Adam Robitel. Written by Robitel and Gavin Heffernan. Starring Jill Larson, Anne Ramsay, Michelle Ang and Brett Gentile. Plot: Deborah Logan is descending into madness because of her Alzheimer's, but after awhile it seems that Alzheimer's is not her major problem after all This was a stupid, ridiculous story that didn't make much … Continue reading The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014)
Directed by Richard Gray. Written by Gray, Michelle Davis-Gray, Robert Cross and Ross McQueen. Starring Briana Evigan, Ethan Peck, Julianna Guill and Joseph Cross. Plot: 7 friends on vacation find an abandoned mine and the scary things inside This movie sucked. It had its chances and it ruined them. You start out liking most of … Continue reading Mine Games (2012)
Directed by Tommy Lee Wallace. Written by Wallace and Lawrence D. Cohen, based on a novel by Stephen King. Starring Tim Curry, Harry Anderson, Jonathan Brandis, Dennis Christopher, Seth Green, Olivia Hussey, Annette O'Toole, Emily Perkins, Tim Reid, John Ritter and Richard Thomas. Plot: evil takes the shape of a clown to terrorize the children … Continue reading Stephen King’s IT (1990)
Directed by Vincent Masciale. Written by Luke Barnett. Starring Lucas Neff, Caitlin Stasey, Chris Marquette, Abigail Breslin, Mark Moses, Naomi Grossman, Patrick Renna, Richard Riehle and Leslie Jordan. Plot: a horror junkie signs up with a company that brings your true fears to life I am a horror junkie. My brother is a horror junkie. … Continue reading Fear Inc. (2016)
Directed by Guillermo del Toro. Written by Guillermo and Matthew Robbins, based on a short story of the same name by Donald A. Wollheim. Starring Mira Sorvino, Jeremy Northam, Josh Brolin, Norman Reedus, Charles S. Dutton and F. Murray Abraham. Plot: said simply, cockroaches begin to take over New York Said not-so-simply, the cockroaches in … Continue reading Mimic (1997)
Directed by Andrew Fleming. Written by Fleming and Peter Filardi. Starring Fairuza Bulk, Robin Tunney, Neve Campbell, Rachel True, Skeet Ulrich, Christine Taylor, Breckin Meyer and John Kapelos. Plot: 4 teenage witches practice their craft amid social and personal problems Back when I was a angsty teenager with acne and my own bullies, there was … Continue reading The Craft (1996)
Directed by Tod Browning. Written by Willis Goldbeck, Leon Gordon, Al Boasberg, Edgar Allan Woolf, Charles MacCarthur based on Clarence Aaron "Tod" Robins's story "Spurs". Starring Olga Baclanova, Henry Victor, Harry Earles and Daisy Earles. Plot: a beautiful trapeze artist agrees to marry the leader of a group of side show performers, but she's really … Continue reading Freaks (1932)
Directed by the Pang Brothers. Written by Mark Wheaton and Todd Farmer. Starring Kristen Stewart, Dylan McDermott, Penelope Ann Miller, John Corbett, Jodelle Ferland, William B. Davis and Dustin Milligan. Plot: a family moves into a run-down sunflower farm and are soon haunted by ghosts So, Kristen Stewart says the house is haunted but no … Continue reading The Messengers (2007)
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