Hellraiser : Revelations (2011)

Written by Gary J. Tunnicliffe. Directed by Victor Garcia. Starring Stephan Smith Collins and Tracey Fairaway

Plot: Two friends discover a puzzle box in Mexico, which opens a gateway to Hell.

This movie is an absolute travesty!!! Are you surprised by my conclusion? You shouldn’t be. This movie was terrible in every important way. Bad acting, bad writing, terrible reinventions of beloved characters. I do not in any way hate remakes or re-imaginings but this is garbage plain and simple. You have pudgy Pinhead trying to improve upon the original and masterful Doug Bradley portrayal. He doesn’t hold a candle to the og. He looks like a baked potato you forgot to poke holes in so it split. Had you cooked it any longer it would have exploded. Clive Barker written genius is replaced with the sub par writing of a talentless “creator”. This Pinhead’s one liners are clumsy, melodramatic versions of a brilliant idea. This is what happens when you let just anyone make a movie. The only thing that looks halfway decent are some of the effects which they waste half the budget on “Pinhead” by making him look like a bloody, over filled jelly donut. We both hated this movie and gave it a big fat ZERO. 0/100 Do not watch this for your own damn good.


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