Category: reviews

9 Movies We Wish We Hadn’t Sat Through

Dead Meat (2004) We usually love zombie movies.  Even cheap ones.  This is not the case with Dead Meat.  It's apparently supposed to be a funny movie, but the comedy isn't really our brand.  An eye ball being sucked out of someone's head by a vacuum cleaner is just childish.  Also, the make up is … Continue reading 9 Movies We Wish We Hadn’t Sat Through →

The Bye Bye Man (2017)

Directed by Stacy Title.  Written by Johnathan Penner and Robert Damon Schneck.  Starring Douglas Smith, Cressida Bonas, Michael Trucco, Carrie-Anne Moss, Faye Dunaway and Leigh Whannell. Plot: 3 friends stumble upon the horrific origins of a mysterious figure they discover is the root cause of the evil behind some of the most unspeakable acts Based … Continue reading The Bye Bye Man (2017) →

Wish Upon (2017)

Directed by John R. Leonetti.  Written by Barbara Marshall.  Starring Joey King, Ryan Phillipe, Mitchell Slaggert, Shannon Purser, Ki Hong Lee and Sherilyn Fenn. Plot: a teenage girl, Clare, gets a mysterious Chinese box from her father and it carries magical powers and a deadly price for using them Clare (King) is a moody, little … Continue reading Wish Upon (2017) →

Boogeyman 3 (2008)

Directed by Gary Jones.  Written by Brian Sieve.  Starring Erin Cahill, Charles Hittinger, Mimi Michaels, Nikki Sanderson and Elyes Gabal. Plot: an evil entity terrorizes a college student and her friends There is a lot wrong with this movie.  It's basically A Nightmare on Elm Street plot line without excellent acting or the rules or … Continue reading Boogeyman 3 (2008) →

Boogeyman 2 (2008)

Written by Brian Sieve Directed by Jeff Betancourt Starring: Danielle Savre, Matt Cohen, Michael Graziadei, Mae Whitman, Tobin Bell, David Gallagher and Renee O'Connor Plot: a young woman checks herself into a mental facility to get over her fear of the boogeyman only to realize he may be in there with her. This movie treats … Continue reading Boogeyman 2 (2008) →

The Boogeyman (2005)

Directed by Stephen Kay.  Written by Eric Kripke, Juliet Snowden and Stiles White.  Starring Barry Watson and Emily Deschanel. Plot: Tim (Watson) tries to deal with the boogeyman that has haunted him his whole life Tim's life started with his father locking him in closets, which is a fucking shit thing to do.  As he … Continue reading The Boogeyman (2005) →

Cellar Dweller (1988)

Directed by John Carl Buechler.  Written by Don Mancini.  Starring Debrah Farentino, Brian Robbins and Jeffrey Combs. Plot: 2 artists, 30 years apart, bring life to an ancient demon by drawing it At one point in this movie, the main character crosses the demon with White Out.  As in "the power of Christ compels you … Continue reading Cellar Dweller (1988) →

The Dark (2005)

Directed by John Fawcett.  Written by Stephen Massicotte, based on the novel by Simon Maginn, entitled "Sheep".  Starring Maria Bello, Sean Bean, Maurice Roeves, Sophie Stuckey and Abigail Stone. Plot: a mother and father in mourning are haunted by an angry child's ghost Adelle and Sarah are on this road trip to where their husband/father … Continue reading The Dark (2005) →

Be Afraid (2017)

Directed by Drew Gabreski.  Written by Gerald Nott.  Starring Brian Krause, Jaimi Paige, Jared Abrahamson, Michelle Hurd and Michael Leone. Plot: John Chambers (Krause) experiences sleep paralysis and dark shadow figures haunt him So, John has been having paralyzing dreams.  Sleep paralysis being what it is, it's horrible without ugly creatures coming after you.  And … Continue reading Be Afraid (2017) →

The Collection (2012)

Directed by Marcus Dunstan.  Written by Dunstan and Patrick Melton.  Starring Josh Stewart, Christopher McDonald, Emma Fitzpatrick and Navi Rawat. Plot: the man who "escaped" The Collector is hired to help a rich man save his daughter from the The Collector after he kidnaps her Let me start by saying that although this movie has … Continue reading The Collection (2012) →