Directed by William A. Levey. Written by Michael O'Rourke. Starring Ron Palillo, Abigail Wolcott and Carel Trichardt. Plot: four friends inadvertently get involved with a re-animated corpse who seduces and kills young men You see, there's this motorcycle gang that is complete hilarious. They're just silly, pumping their fists in the air and cheering like … Continue reading Hellgate (1990)
Directed by John Kalangis. Screenplay by Kalangis, Kevin Hennelly and Christopher Warre Smets. Starring Billy Zane, Maggie Castle and Shauna MacDonald. Plot: a doctor and his teenage daughter are terrorized by zombies at a truck stop This was trying to be more of a horror comedy and it failed. It wasn't very funny. A little … Continue reading The Mad (2007)
Directed by Scott Thomas. Written by Thomas, Sidney Iwanter and Mark Onspaugh. Starring David Chisum, Derek Webster, Erick Avari, Kevin J. O'Connor, Kristen Kerr, Mieko Hillman, Richard Tyson, Serah D'Laine, Siena Goines and Todd Babcock. Plot: a genetically engineered virus turns passengers aboard a 747 into zombies I'd start with laying out the plot a … Continue reading Flight of the Living Dead: Outbreak On A Plane (2007)
Directed by Matthias Hoene. Written by Hoene, James Moran and Lucas Roche. Starring Harry Treadaway, Georgia King, Michelle Ryan, Honor Blackman and Alan Ford. Plot: a gang of inept young crooks fight zombies in the east end of London 2 brothers decide to rob a bank. There reason is pretty sweet, but their skills aren't. … Continue reading Cockneys vs. Zombies (2012)
Directed by Carl Bessai. Written by Bessai, Julian Clarke and Travis McDonald. Starring Paul Campbell, Sarah Lind, J.R. Bourne, Patrick Gallagher and Julian Christopher. Plot: environmental activists, lumberjacks and members of a big corporation must work together after an enhanced form of tree sap turns people into zombies In this little indie feature, lumberjacks have … Continue reading Severed: Forest of the Dead (2005)
Directed by Hector Hernandez Vicens. Written by Mark Tonderai and Lars Jacobson. Starring Sophie Skelton, Marcus Vanco and Johnathon Schaech. Plot: this is supposed to be more like the original, and it is, but no This movie is all over the place. This is more of a reimagining than a straight remake, but the differences … Continue reading Day of the Dead: Bloodline (2018)
Directed by Steve Miner. Written by Jeffrey Reddick. Starring Mena Suvari, Nick Cannon, Ving Rhames, Michael Welch and Annalyne McCord. Plot: zombies start eating people in a small Colorado town This movie is not a remake. I repeat, this movie is NOT a remake. It's a totally different mess that just happens to be titled … Continue reading Day of the Dead (2008)
Directed by Zack Snyder. Written by James Gunn. Starring Sarah Polley, Jake Weber, Ving Rhames, Mekhi Phifer, Ty Burrell, Kevin Zegers, Lindy Booth and Matt Frewer. Plot: during the zombie apocalypse, a group of survivors hole up in a mall to wait for help This remake of the 1978 classic is almost nothing like the … Continue reading Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Directed by Tom Savini. Screenplay written by George A. Romero, based on his earlier screenplay with John Russo. Starring Tony Todd, Patricia Tallman, Tom Towles, McKee Anderson, William Butler, Katie Finneran, Bill Moseley and Heather Mazur. Plot: the living dead attack a farmhouse full of people This remake is mostly like the original except that … Continue reading Night of the Living Dead (1990)
Written and directed by George A. Romero. Starring Shawn Roberts, Megan Park, Joshua Close, Michelle Morgan, Alan Van Sprang and Joe Dinicol. Plot: a group of people take video diary of the zombie apocalypse So, this is where the Dead movies start to get bad. We're not sure why, but they do. It's bad soap … Continue reading Diary of the Dead (2007)
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