6 of the Worst Weird Horror Movies

For Halloween, the month of October will be devoted to movies at least one of us recommends.  So, before we get to that, here are a series of horrible movies we're sorry we watched. 1. Nazi's At the Center of Earth (2012) Dominique Swain and Jake Busey star in this outlandish movie about, well, you … Continue reading 6 of the Worst Weird Horror Movies

Critters 3 (1991)

Written by Rupert Harvey, Barry Opper and David J. Schow Directed by Christine Peterson Starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Aimee Brooks, Joseph Cousins, Don Keith Opper and Geoffrey Blake. Plot: the critters invade Los Angeles this time, but the 1991 clothing is scarier than they are. Ok so this one is not as good as the first … Continue reading Critters 3 (1991)

Critters 2 (1988)

Directed by Mick Garris.  Written by Garris and David Twohy.  Starring Scott Grimes, Lin Shaye, Cynthia Garris, Don Keith Opper, Terrence Mann and Sam Anderson. Plot: eggs left behind on Earth, hatch and attack Grover's Bend once again In Critters 2, the town of Grover's Bend actually blames Brad (Grimes) because when he comes back … Continue reading Critters 2 (1988)

Critters (1986)

Directed by Stephen Herek.  Written by Herek and Domonic Muir.  Starring Dee Wallace, Scott Grimes, Lin Shaye, M Emmet Walsh, Billy Zane, Ethan Phillips, Terrance Mann and Don Keith Opper. Plot: a race of small, furry aliens come to Earth to make a meal out of the people of a small farming town. This is … Continue reading Critters (1986)

Village of the Damned (1960)

Directed by Wolf Rilla.  Written by Rilla, Stirling Silliphant and Ronald Kinnoch, based on a novel by John Wyndham.  Starring George Sanders, Barbara Shelley and Martin Stephens. Plot: super-enhanced children can read minds and control people and do not always use their powers for good After a whole village falls asleep for no reason, most … Continue reading Village of the Damned (1960)

Life (2017)

Directed by Daniel Espinosa.  Written by Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick.  Starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Rebecca Ferguson, Hiroyuki Sanada and Ryan Reynolds. Plot: a crew on a space station discover a rapidly evolving organism that kills anything and everything with a pulse This is going to be brief because I don't honestly want to give anything … Continue reading Life (2017)

The Faculty (1998)

Directed by Robert Rodriguez.  Written by Kevin Williamson, David Wechter and Bruce Kimmel.  Starring Jordana Brewster, Clea Duvall, Josh Hartnett, Shawn Hatosy, Elijah Wood, Famke Janssen, Piper Laurie, Robert Patrick, Jon Stewart and Usher. Plot: the faculty at a high school are turning into aliens and they have the students on the run Almost 20 … Continue reading The Faculty (1998)

Honeymoon (2014)

Directed by Leigh Janiak.  Written by Janiak and Phil Graziadei.  Starring Harry Treadaway and Rose Leslie. Plot: on their honeymoon Bea disappears and when Paul finally finds her she seems a little odd The great thing about Honeymoon is the relationship.  It's pretty much just 2 people you're watching the whole movie and you never … Continue reading Honeymoon (2014)

The Invasion (2007)

Directed by Oliver Hirschbiegel.  Written by David Kajganich (and still based on the Jack Finney novel).  Starring Nicole Kidman, Daniel Craig, Jeremy Northam, Jeffrey Wright and Veronica Cartwright. Plot: same as always, there's aliens, we can't sleep or they take us over - however, there's no pods in this one, which I don't mind - … Continue reading The Invasion (2007)

Body Snatchers (1993)

Directed by Abel Ferrara.  Written by Stuart Gordon, Dennis Paoli, Nicholas St. John, Raymod Cistheri and Larry Cohen.  Starring Gabrielle Anwar, Meg Tilly, Christine Elise, R. Lee Ermey and Forest Whitaker. Plot: a teenager (Anwar) and her family move to a military base where the soldiers are acting strangely and everyone is claiming that their … Continue reading Body Snatchers (1993)