Written and directed by Luigi Cozzi. Starring Ian McCulloch, Louise Marleau and Marino Mase. Plot: an astronaut, a colonel and a detective track acid filled eggs to their alien source. I am going to tell you all about this movie so that you know exactly why me and DJ hated it. Let's begin. ******SPOILER ALERT****** … Continue reading Contamination (1980)
Directed by Zack Snyder. Written Snyder, Shay Hatten and Joby Harold. Starring Dave Bautista, Ella Purnell, Ana de la Reguera, Garret Dillahunt, Hiroyuki Sanada, Huma Qureshi, Matthias Schweighofer, Nora Arnezeder, Omari Hardwick, Raul Castillo, Theo Rossi and Tig Nataro. Plot: after the zombie outbreak, a group of mercenaries venture into the quarantine zone for the … Continue reading Army of the Dead (2021)
Directed by Eric Valette. Written by Andrew Klaven, based on the 2004 Japanese movie of the same name. Starring Shannyn Sossamon, Edward Burns, Ana Claudia Talancon, Azura Skye, Ray Wise, Johnny Lewis, Meagan Good, Ariel Winter and Margaret Cho. Plot: people receive calls from their future selves that tell them details of their impending doom. … Continue reading One Missed Call (2008)
Directed by Takashi Miike. Written by Minako Daira. Starring Ko Shibasaki, Shinichi Tsutsumi, Kazue Fukiishii, Renji Ishibashi and Yutaka Matsuchige. Plot: teens start receiving voicemails from their future selves foretelling their own deaths. Yumi's (Shibasaki) friend Yoho gets a message from a future self in which she's screaming. Two days later, while on the phone … Continue reading One Missed Call (2003)
Directed by Leigh Janiak. Written by Janiak, Phil Graziadei and Kate Trefry. Starring Kiana Madeira, Olivia Scott Welch, Benjamin Flores Jr., Ashley Zukerman, Gillian Jacobs, Darrell Britt-Gibson, McCabe Slye, Matthew Zuk and Jordana Spiro. Plot: in 1666, a town goes on a witch hunt that will have deadly consequences for years to come. In 1966, … Continue reading Fear Street Part Three: 1666 (2021)
Written and directed by Brian and Mark Gunn. Starring Elizabeth Banks, David Denman, Jackson A. Dunn, Matt Jones, Meredith Hagner and Michael Rooker. Plot: a child of extraterrestrial origin, raised on Earth, uses his superpowers to terrorize his town. Unpopular opinion time: we HATE this movie. Let me tell you a little about it. Tori … Continue reading Brightburn (2019)
Directed by James Cameron. Written by Charles H. Eglee. Starring Lance Henriksen, Tricia O'Neil, Steve Marachuk, Ted Richert, Leslie Graves and Ricky G. Paull. Plot: another experiment has mutated the piranhas and now they can fly. In his directorial debut, James Cameron does just so-so in a movie that can only be described as so-bad-it's-good. … Continue reading Piranha II: The Spawning (1981)
Directed by Simon Barrett, Jason Eisener, Adam Wingard, Eduardo Sanchez, Gregg Hale, Timo Tjahjanto and Gareth Evans. Written by Barrett, Tjahjanto, Evans, Jamie Nash and John Davies. Starring Barrett, Wingard, Lawrence Michael Levine, Jay Saunders, Mindy Robinson and Fachri Albar. Plot: a college student's mother hires a P.I. (Levine) to track down her son - … Continue reading V/H/S 2 (2013)
Directed by Zach Lipovsky. Written by Harris Wilkinson. Starring Dylan "Hornswoggle" Postl, Stephanie Bennett, Brendon Fletcher, Teach Grant, Melissa Roxburgh, Andrew Dunbar and Garry Chalk. Plot: four friends visiting Ireland find out that leprechauns are real and that one of them is after them. Okay, let's drudge through another shit show. This "darker version" of … Continue reading Leprechaun: Origins (2014)
Directed by David Moreau and Xavier Palud. Written by Sebastian Gutierrez. Starring Jessica Alba, Alessandro Nivola, Parker Posey, Fernanda Romero, Obba Babatundi, Rachel Ticotin, Danny Mora and Chloe Grace Moretz. Plot: a young woman recieves an eye transplant that allows her to see into the supernatural world. Sydney (Alba) is a blind violinist who wants … Continue reading The Eye (2008)
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