Category: comedies

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl O Rama (1988)

Written by Sergei Hasenecz Directed by David DeCoteau Starring Linnea Quigley, Andras Jones, Robin Stille, Brinke Stevens, George "Buck" Flower and Dukey Flyswatter as Imp Plot: to pledge a sorority girls have to steal a bowling trophy that unbeknownst to them contains a devilish Imp. This was about 20 years before David DeCoteau starting directing … Continue reading Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl O Rama (1988) →

Critters 3 (1991)

Written by Rupert Harvey, Barry Opper and David J. Schow Directed by Christine Peterson Starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Aimee Brooks, Joseph Cousins, Don Keith Opper and Geoffrey Blake. Plot: the critters invade Los Angeles this time, but the 1991 clothing is scarier than they are. Ok so this one is not as good as the first … Continue reading Critters 3 (1991) →

Critters 2 (1988)

Directed by Mick Garris.  Written by Garris and David Twohy.  Starring Scott Grimes, Lin Shaye, Cynthia Garris, Don Keith Opper, Terrence Mann and Sam Anderson. Plot: eggs left behind on Earth, hatch and attack Grover's Bend once again In Critters 2, the town of Grover's Bend actually blames Brad (Grimes) because when he comes back … Continue reading Critters 2 (1988) →

Critters (1986)

Directed by Stephen Herek.  Written by Herek and Domonic Muir.  Starring Dee Wallace, Scott Grimes, Lin Shaye, M Emmet Walsh, Billy Zane, Ethan Phillips, Terrance Mann and Don Keith Opper. Plot: a race of small, furry aliens come to Earth to make a meal out of the people of a small farming town. This is … Continue reading Critters (1986) →

The Task (2011)

Directed by Alex Orwell.  Written by Kenny Yakkel.  Starring Texas Battle, Alexandra Staden, Antonia Campbell-Hughes, Marc Pickering and Victor McGuire. Plot: a group of reality show contestants must survive the night in a haunted jail I was pleasantly delighted with this movie.  Within twenty minutes we had humor, whole characters, a clown, rules and an … Continue reading The Task (2011) →

Stung (2015)

Directed by Benni Diaz.  Written by Adam Aresty.  Starring Benni Diaz, Matt O'Leary, Jessica Cook, Clifton Collins Jr. and Lance Henriksen. Plot: killer wasps turn a fancy garden party goers into upper class prey First thing I should say is that this movie is nasty as hell.  Do not eat while watching.  Second thing is … Continue reading Stung (2015) →

6 Movies We Hate

Occasionally, a movie is so terrible that even we can't watch it - at least not for a second time. We also don't feel like going through the same rating rigmarole when we know the movie doesn't stand a chance of getting anything higher than a 10. So, every now and again I'll tell you … Continue reading 6 Movies We Hate →

Fear Itself (2008-2009)

The television show, Fear Itself, had 13 episodes and we've decided to score them the same way we score movies.  So, for the next 13 days, we'll give you an episode a day, starting with the first episode, The Sacrifice. FYI - You can currently catch all 13 episodes on Shudder.

3-Headed Shark Attack (2015)

Directed by Christopher Gray.  Written by Jacob Cooney and Bill Hanstock.  Starring Rob Van Dam, Jason Simmons, Karrueche Tran, Jena Sims and Danny Trejo. Plot: duh!  a 3-headed shark attacks an underwater research facility and a party boat as well This movie definitely falls under the heading of "so bad it's good".  Why?  Because people … Continue reading 3-Headed Shark Attack (2015) →

Chopping Mall (1986)

Directed by Jim Wynorski.  Written by Jim Wynorski and Steve Mitchell.  Starring Kelli Maroney, Mary Woronov, Russell Todd, Barbara Crampton and Tony O'Dell. Plot: a group of teens are trapped in a chopping mall with new, murderous, security robots The mall has recently increased security everywhere.  They've even gotten a bunch of robots that stun … Continue reading Chopping Mall (1986) →