Sometimes They Come Back (1991)

Directed by Tom McLoughlin.  Written by Lawrence Konner and Mark Rosenthal, based on a short story by Stephen King.  Starring Tim Matheson, Robert Russler, Brooke Adams, Michael Gross, Nicholas Sadler, Robert Hy Gorman and Chris Demetral. Plot: a man and his family are harassed by teenagers that died when he was a kid Jim Norman … Continue reading Sometimes They Come Back (1991)

Five Girls (2006)

Written and directed by Warren P. Sonoda.  Starring Ron Perlman, Jordan Madley, Terra Vnesa, Barbara Mamabolo, Jennifer Miller and Krysta Carter. Plot: 5 impressively beautiful girls are put into a reform school where the head mistress is evil and there's a ghost running around the halls 5 troubled girls are taken to the boarding school … Continue reading Five Girls (2006)

Fun Size Horror: Volume One (2015)

Plot: a whole compilation of bite-size horror stories This is a hard movie to rate.  With over 15 directors and 25 writers, there were a lot of hands in the pot.  And unfortunately it didn't come out as anything we want to have again.  There was a few good stories mixed in with the bunch, … Continue reading Fun Size Horror: Volume One (2015)

Demons (1985)

Directed by Lamberto Bava.  Written by Bava, Dario Argento, Franco Ferrini and Dardano Sacchetti.  Starring Urbano Barberini, Natasha Hovey and Fiore Argento (Dario's daughter). Plot: a group of people invited to the screening of a new movie find themselves trapped in the theater with demons This movie is one of those, so-bad-it's-good movies.  The sound … Continue reading Demons (1985)

The Conjuring 2 (2016)

Directed by James Wan.  Written by Wan, David Johnson and Chad and Carey Hayes.  Starring Patrick Wilson, Vera Farmiga, Frances O'Connor, Madison Wolfe, Franka Potente and Lauren Espisito. Plot: Ed and Lorraine Warren travel to London to help a single mother and her 4 children in a haunted house Before Ed and Lorraine even go … Continue reading The Conjuring 2 (2016)

Dylan Dog: Dead of Night (2010)

Directed by Kevin Munroe.  Written by Thomas Dean Donnelly and Joshua Oppenheimer.  Starring Brandon Routh, Sam Huntington, Taye Diggs, and Kurt Angle. Plot: based on the comic book, PI Dylan Dog and his zombie sidekick, Marcus, investigate the supernatural Part crime noir, part horror comedy, this movie is much better than we expected.  We usually … Continue reading Dylan Dog: Dead of Night (2010)

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl O Rama (1988)

Written by Sergei Hasenecz Directed by David DeCoteau Starring Linnea Quigley, Andras Jones, Robin Stille, Brinke Stevens, George "Buck" Flower and Dukey Flyswatter as Imp Plot: to pledge a sorority girls have to steal a bowling trophy that unbeknownst to them contains a devilish Imp. This was about 20 years before David DeCoteau starting directing … Continue reading Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl O Rama (1988)

6 of the Worst Weird Horror Movies

For Halloween, the month of October will be devoted to movies at least one of us recommends.  So, before we get to that, here are a series of horrible movies we're sorry we watched. 1. Nazi's At the Center of Earth (2012) Dominique Swain and Jake Busey star in this outlandish movie about, well, you … Continue reading 6 of the Worst Weird Horror Movies

6 Movies We Hate

Occasionally, a movie is so terrible that even we can't watch it - at least not for a second time. We also don't feel like going through the same rating rigmarole when we know the movie doesn't stand a chance of getting anything higher than a 10. So, every now and again I'll tell you … Continue reading 6 Movies We Hate

Fear Itself (2008-2009)

The television show, Fear Itself, had 13 episodes and we've decided to score them the same way we score movies.  So, for the next 13 days, we'll give you an episode a day, starting with the first episode, The Sacrifice. FYI - You can currently catch all 13 episodes on Shudder.