House of Fears (2007)

Directed by Ryan Little.  Written by Steven A. Lee and John Lyde.  Starring Corri English, Sandra McCoy, Alice Greczyn, Michael J. Pagan, Eliot Benjamin and Corey Sevier. Plot: a group of "friends" sneak into a haunted house the night before it opens and soon find themselves trapped inside. While this is not a perfect movie, … Continue reading House of Fears (2007)

Blood Harvest (1987)

Directed by Bill Rebane. Written by Ben Benson, Emil Joseph, William Arthur and Chris Vaalar. Starring Tiny Tim, Itonia Salchek, Dean West and Peter Krause. Plot: Jill (Salchek) comes home to find that someone's slitting people's throats. Jill's banker father is hated for putting local farms out of business. Tiny Tim is a clown that's … Continue reading Blood Harvest (1987)

IT: Chapter Two (2019)

Directed by Andy Muschietti.  Written by Gary Dauberman, based on the novel by Stephen King.  Starring James McAvoy, Jessica Chastain, Bill Hader, Isaiah Mustafa, Jay Ryan, James Ransone, Andy Bean, Bill Skarsgard, Jaeden Martell, Sophia Lillis, Finn Wolfhard, Chosen Jacobs, Jeremy Taylor, Jack Dylan Grazer, Wyatt Oleff, Teach Grant and Javier Botet. Plot: 27 years … Continue reading IT: Chapter Two (2019)

The Caretaker (2016)

Directed by Jeff Prugh.  Written by Jeremy Robinson.  Starring Meegan Warner, Sandra Blake and Sean Martini. Plot: a young woman returns home to care for her ill grandmother, but soon begins sleepwalking, having visions and uncovering dark secrets. So, after caretakers come and go for too long, Mallorie (Warner) and her boyfriend, August (Martini) come … Continue reading The Caretaker (2016)

Ghosthouse (1988)

Directed by Umberto Lenzi.  Written by Lenzi, Sheila Goldberg and Cinthia McGavin.  Starring Lara Wendel, Greg Scott, Mary Sellers, Martin Jay, Kate Silver and Donald O'Brien. Plot: visions of a deceased girl and her clown doll bring doom to a teenager and her boyfriend. Oh, this movie is so bad it's good.  The acting is … Continue reading Ghosthouse (1988)

The Houses October Built (2014)

Directed by Bobby Roe.  Written by Bobby Roe, Zack Andrews, Jason Zada and Jeff Larson.  Starring Roe, Andrews and Larson.  Also, Bobby's brother, Mikey Roe. Plot: 5 people go on a tour of haunted houses and find an "extreme" one that's a little too realistic. In this found footage film, a group of friends head … Continue reading The Houses October Built (2014)

Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988)

Written by Stephen and Charles Chiodo Directed by Stephen Chiodo Starring Grant Cramer, Suzanne Snyder and John Allan Nelson Plot: Killer Klowns From Outer Space come to Earth and try to kill everyone and feed on most by putting them into giant bloody cotton candy cocoons. This movie is one of my favorites. It is … Continue reading Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988)

Clown (2014)

Written by Jon Watts and Christopher D. Ford. Directed by Jon Watts Starring Eli Roth (who also produced) Plot: a man puts on an old clown suit to entertain his son only to find that he can't get it off because it is really demon skin. First off, the picture lies, I would never call … Continue reading Clown (2014)