Written and directed by Anthony Hickox. Starring Zach Galligan, Deborah Foreman, David Warner, Dana Ashbrook, John Rhys-Davies, Michelle Johnson and Miles O'Keeffe. Plot: the owner of a wax museum uses his exhibits to unleash evil into the world. I remember loving this movie when I was a kid. Sadly, it doesn't completely hold up as … Continue reading Waxwork (1988)
Below is a list of bad movies. They weren't good in any way, shape or form and we sincerely hope you never watch them. CIRCUS KANE (2017) From the man who brought us 2-Headed Shark Attack, 3-Headed Shark Attack, Shark Week and Megaconda comes this unfunny tale starring a one, Jonathan Lipnicki. And yes, they … Continue reading 6 Movies Too Stupid to Live
Written and directed by Dan Gilroy. Starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Rene Russo, Toni Collette, Zawe Ashton, Natalia Dyer, John Malkovich, Tom Sturridge and Daveed Diggs. Plot: a satirical thriller where the art world elite pays a huge price for essentially stealing a dead man's artwork The movie starts off by introducing a lot of pretentious people … Continue reading Velvet Buzzsaw (2019)
Directed by William A. Levey. Written by Michael O'Rourke. Starring Ron Palillo, Abigail Wolcott and Carel Trichardt. Plot: four friends inadvertently get involved with a re-animated corpse who seduces and kills young men You see, there's this motorcycle gang that is complete hilarious. They're just silly, pumping their fists in the air and cheering like … Continue reading Hellgate (1990)
Directed by Quentin Lawrence. Written by Jimmy Sangster and Peter Key. Starring Forrest Tucker, Jennifer Jayne, Janet Munro, Lawrence Payne and Warren Mitchell. Plot: a series of decapitations on a Swiss mountainside appear to be connected to a mysterious radioactive cloud So, people in Trollenberg are losing their heads and Anne (Munro), an outsider, wants … Continue reading The Crawling Eye: The Trollenberg Terror (1958)
Directed by Nacho Vigalondo. Written by Gerald Olson. Starring Nyasha Hatendi, Jon Daly, Latarsha Rose, Dale Dickey and Jonny Berryman. Plot: a struggling actor takes a seasonal job as a mascot for the hottest new toy, Pooka, but after putting on the costume he develops two separate personalities Let us start by saying that this … Continue reading Pooka (2018)
Directed by Monte Hellman. Written by Hellman, Rex Weiner and Arthur Gorson. Starring Samantha Scully, Bill Moseley, Eric DaRe, Laura Harring, Richard Beymer, Elizabeth Hoffman and Robert Culp. Plot: the comatose Ricky wakes up and begins to stalk a blind girl with whom he shares a psychic bond Obviously Bill Moseley's worst horror movie. This … Continue reading Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out! (1989)
Directed by Lee Harry. Written by Harry, Joseph H. Earle, Dennis Patterson and Lawrence Appelbaum. Starring Eric Freeman, James Newman, Elizabeth Kaitan, Jean Miller and Darrel Guilbeau. Plot: adult Ricky talks to a psychiatrist about how he became a murderer after his murderous brother, Billy, was killed We have no idea why it took four … Continue reading Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 (1987)
Written by Michael Dougherty, Todd Casey and Zach Shields Directed by Michael Dougherty Starring: Toni Colette, Adam Scott, David Koechner, Conchatta Ferrel and Emjay Anthony Plot: a boy accidentally summons a Christmas demon. Austro - Bevarian folk lore. He is a half goat, half demon who punishes children who are bad at Christmas in contrast … Continue reading Krampus (2015)
Directed by Jon Turteltaub. Written by Dean Georgaris, Jon Hoeber and Eric Hoeber. Based on a novel, Meg: A Novel of Deep Terror, by Steve Alten. Starring Jason Statham, Bingbing Li, Rainn Wilson, Cliff Curtis, Ruby Rose, Winston Chao and Masi Oka. Plot: it's basically about Jason Statham kicking a megalodon's ass in the Pacific … Continue reading The Meg (2018)
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