Screamers (1995)

Directed by Christian Duguay. Written by Dan O'Bannon and Miguel Tejada-Flores. Based on the short story "Second Variety" by Philip K. Dick. Starring Peter Weller, Roy Dupuis, Jennifer Rubin and Andrew Lauer. Plot: in 2078, on planet Sirius (a mining planet), a group of soldiers fight self-replicating killing devices known as Screamers. So, let's see: … Continue reading Screamers (1995)

20 Movies Even Worse Than 2020

The Abandoned (2015) This movie about a young woman who gets a security job in a creepy old buiding makes no sense. It's unoriginal, the rules suck, the camera work sucks and there is no Freddy Claws. In the end, SPOILER ALERT, it turns out that she wasn't security at all, but rather a dying … Continue reading 20 Movies Even Worse Than 2020

We Summon the Darkness (2019)

Directed by Marc Meyers. Written by Alan Trezza. Starring Alexandra Daddario, Maddie Hasson, Amy Forsyth, Keean Johnson, Logan Miller, Austin Swift and Johnny Knoxville. Plot: three best friends meet up with three aspiring musicians at a heavy metal show and the night takes a strange turn. Alexis (Daddario), Val (Hasson) and Beverly (Forsyth) are at … Continue reading We Summon the Darkness (2019)

Storage 24 (2012)

Directed by Johannes Roberts. Written by Roberts, Noel Clarke, Davie Fairbanks and Marc Small. Starring Clarke, Fairbanks, Colin ODonoghue, Antonia Campbell-Hughes, Laura Haddock, Jamie Thomas King, Alex Price, Ned Dennehy, Geoff Bell and Ruth Gemmell. Plot: a group of people get stuck in a storage facility with a hungry alien creature. A plane crashes in … Continue reading Storage 24 (2012)

Hypothermia (2010)

Written and directed by James Felix McKenney. Starring Michael Rooker, Blanche Baker, Benjamin Forster, Amy Chang, Don Wood, Greg Finley and Larry Fessenden. Plot: two families ice-fishing for the weekend must survive a monster in the lake. Hypothermia (2010) Directed by James Felix McKenney Shown: poster art Ray (Rooker) brings his wife, Helen (Baker), his … Continue reading Hypothermia (2010)

Better Watch Out (2017)

Written by Chris Peckover and Zack Kahn Directed by Chris Peckover Starring Olivia DeJonge, Levi Miller, Ed Oxenbould, Aleks Mikic, Dacre Montgomery, Patrick Warburton and Virginia Madsen. Plot: In a quiet suburb, Ashley (DeJonge) must protect her charge, Luke (Miller) from intruders. Ashley comes to babysit and quickly hears something, but it only turns out … Continue reading Better Watch Out (2017)

Beneath (2013)

Directed by Larry Fessenden. Written by Tony Daniel and Brian D. Smith. Starring Mackenzie Rosman, Daniel Zovatto, Bonnie Dennison, Chris Conroy, Griffin Newman and Jonny Orsini. Plot: a group of teenagers unwittingly anger a strange fish attracted to human blood. Six teenagers head out to a secluded lake. On the way they meet an old … Continue reading Beneath (2013)

Sorority Row (2009)

Directed by Stewart Hendler. Written by Josh Stolberg and Pete Goldfinger. Starring Briana Evigan, Rumer Willis, Jamie Chung, Leah Pipes, Audrina Patridge, Margo Harshman, Julian Morris, Matt Lanter and Carrie Fisher. Plot: eight months after a prank goes horribly wrong the sorority sisters involved begin to die. So, Megan (Patridge) gets her sorority friends to … Continue reading Sorority Row (2009)

Death House (2017)

Directed by Harrison Smith. Written by Smith and Gunnar Hansen. Starring Cody Longo, Cortney Palm, Adrienne Barbeau, Barbara Crampton, Bill Moseley, Camille Keaton, Danny Trejo, Dee Wallace, Felissa Rose, Kane Hodder, Larry Zerner, Lloyd Kaufman, Michael Berryman, Richard Speight Jr., Sean Whalen, Sid Haig, Tiffany Shepis, Tony Moran, Tony Todd and Gunnar Hansen. Plot: a … Continue reading Death House (2017)

Santa’s Slay (2005)

Written and Directed by David Steiman. Starring Bill Goldberg, Emilie de Ravin, Fran Drescher, Chris Kattan, James Caan, Rebecca Gayheart, Douglas Smith, Dave Thomas, Saul Rubinek and Robert Culp. Plot: Santa is actually a demon who lost a curling match. Yup you read that right, but time runs out on the bets outcome and Santa wants … Continue reading Santa’s Slay (2005)