8 Scary Films That Just Aren’t That Scary

DEEP RED (1975) We'll start with an unpopular opinion - we can't stand this movie. It's about a psychic, who isn't really all that psychic, who sees a murderer in an audience full of people and calls him out. Smart! Especially since she doesn't know exactly who it is, she just felt something or whatever. … Continue reading 8 Scary Films That Just Aren’t That Scary

Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum (2018)

Directed by Jung Bum-shik. Written by Bum-shik and Park Sang-min. Starring Wi Ha-joon, Park Ji-hyun, Oh Ah-yeon, Moon Ye-won, Park Sung-hoon, Yoo Je-yoon and Lee Seung-wook. Plot: the crew of a horror web series travels to an abandoned asylum for more ratings and more money. Some people have a problem with jump scares. They call … Continue reading Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum (2018)

Dracula (1931)

Directed by Tod Browning. Written by Garrett Fort. Starring Bela Lugosi, David Manners, Helen Chandler, Dwight Frye and Edward Van Sloan. Plot: vampires are real and one such vampire travels to England to seduce a young man's fiancee. We all pretty much know the story of Dracula. He was the biggest and baddest of his … Continue reading Dracula (1931)

Asylum of the Dead (AKA The Lost Episode) (AKA Pennhurst) (2012)

Directed by Michael Rooker. Written by Joe Nelms and Sue Bailey. Starring Beverley Mitchell, Haylie Duff, J. Larose, Amanda Dunn and Michael Rooker as Dr. Death. Plot: a film crew goes into an abandoned asylum and are tormented by the souls inside. This movie starts outside of the asylum with a cop being killed and … Continue reading Asylum of the Dead (AKA The Lost Episode) (AKA Pennhurst) (2012)

The Charnel House (2016)

Written by Emanuel Isler and Chad Israel Directed by Craig Moss Starring Nadine Velazquez, McKenzie Moss, Callum Blue, Erik LaRay Harvey and Joe Keery Plot: a long abandoned slaughterhouse, transformed into lofts, torments it's new tenants For starters the title is a general phrase used to describe a place filled with death and destruction and … Continue reading The Charnel House (2016)

Night of the Comet (1984)

Written and directed by Thom Eberhardt. Starring Robert Beltran, Catherine Mary Stewart, Kelli Maroney, Mary Woronov and Geoffrey Lewis. Plot: a comet wipes out most of Earth leaving two sisters to defend themselves against zombies and crazed people. The Earth is passing through the tail of a comet, which in this movie was a big … Continue reading Night of the Comet (1984)

Dead Season (2012)

Directed by Adam Deyoe. Written by Deyoe, Joshua Klausner and Loren Semmens. Starring Scott Peat, Marissa Merrill, Christian Mooney, James C. Burns and Corsica Wilson. Plot: after the zombie outbreak occurs, two survivors flee to a remote island where they find out that humans, and not zombies, are the bigger threat. In this very interesting … Continue reading Dead Season (2012)

Boo! (2018)

Written by Luke Jaden and Diane Michelle Directed by Luke Jaden Starring Aurora Perrineau, Jaden Piner, Jill Marie Jones, Rob Zabrecky, Charley Palmer Rothwell and Dwight Henry Plot: A torn suburban family refuses to heed the warning of an innocent prank which causes an unknown supernatural force to wreak havoc This movie centers around a … Continue reading Boo! (2018)

It’s My Party and I’ll Die If I Want To (2007)

Written and directed by Tony Wash. Starring Adrienne Fischer, Alicia Kenney, Oliver Luke and Tom Savini. Plot: partygoers awaken an evil spirit in a haunted house. Oh how the mighty Tom Savini has fallen. This horrible movies uses comic book storyboards as frames between scenes. Sara (Fischer), who the movie revolves around, has a birthday … Continue reading It’s My Party and I’ll Die If I Want To (2007)