In our humble opinion, these movies all fail for one reason or another. #HORROR (2015) This film is heavy with the stars (Chloe Sevigny, Natasha Lyonne, Taryn Manning, Timothy Hutton, Balthazar Getty, etc.) and light on the point. It's supposed to be a movie where teenage bullies are taught a thing or two, but it's … Continue reading 7 Movies Only A Fool Could Love
Written and directed by David Cronenberg. Starring Marilyn Chambers, Frank Moore, Joe Silver, Susan Roman, Howard Ryshpan, Patricia Gage and Lynne Deragon. Plot: a young woman develops a taste for blood after having surgery - her victims turn rabid and then go onto infect others. A girl (Chambers) and boy (Moore) get into a motorcycle … Continue reading Rabid (1977)
Written and directed by Turner Clay. Starring Justin Ray, Jerod Meagher, Stefanie Estes, Ron Hanks, Michael Tabor, Michael J. Sielaff, Dennis Leech and Ali Williams. Plot: after a meteor shower hits L.A., toxic smoke is released and it turns people into zombie-like creatures - a group of friends fight for survival. Turner Clay did State … Continue reading Disaster L.A. (AKA Apocalypse L.A.) (2014)
Written and directed by Anthony Hickox. Starring Zach Galligan, Deborah Foreman, David Warner, Dana Ashbrook, John Rhys-Davies, Michelle Johnson and Miles O'Keeffe. Plot: the owner of a wax museum uses his exhibits to unleash evil into the world. I remember loving this movie when I was a kid. Sadly, it doesn't completely hold up as … Continue reading Waxwork (1988)
Directed by Duanne Stinnett. Written Stinnett and Krissann Shipley. Starring Reggie Bannister, Patrick Gleason, Enrique Almeida, Dayanah Jamine, Noel Gugliemi and Krissann Shipley. Plot: in Los Angeles, a meteor turns a bunch of people into zombies and two rival gangs get caught in the crosshairs The meteor that crashes contains these alien spores that begin … Continue reading Gangs of the Dead (AKA Last Rites) (2006)
Directed by William A. Levey. Written by Michael O'Rourke. Starring Ron Palillo, Abigail Wolcott and Carel Trichardt. Plot: four friends inadvertently get involved with a re-animated corpse who seduces and kills young men You see, there's this motorcycle gang that is complete hilarious. They're just silly, pumping their fists in the air and cheering like … Continue reading Hellgate (1990)
Well, the title is pretty obvious. This is a small list of movies that we're not even sure how we got through watching. And we want to warn you ahead of time that they aren't worth it. Spend your time elsewhere. Here goes: CRAZY EIGHT'S (2006) With a superb cast (including Dina Meyer, Frank Whaley … Continue reading 7 Movies We Wish We Hadn’t Seen
Directed by John Kalangis. Screenplay by Kalangis, Kevin Hennelly and Christopher Warre Smets. Starring Billy Zane, Maggie Castle and Shauna MacDonald. Plot: a doctor and his teenage daughter are terrorized by zombies at a truck stop This was trying to be more of a horror comedy and it failed. It wasn't very funny. A little … Continue reading The Mad (2007)
Directed by Scott Thomas. Written by Thomas, Sidney Iwanter and Mark Onspaugh. Starring David Chisum, Derek Webster, Erick Avari, Kevin J. O'Connor, Kristen Kerr, Mieko Hillman, Richard Tyson, Serah D'Laine, Siena Goines and Todd Babcock. Plot: a genetically engineered virus turns passengers aboard a 747 into zombies I'd start with laying out the plot a … Continue reading Flight of the Living Dead: Outbreak On A Plane (2007)
Directed by Matthias Hoene. Written by Hoene, James Moran and Lucas Roche. Starring Harry Treadaway, Georgia King, Michelle Ryan, Honor Blackman and Alan Ford. Plot: a gang of inept young crooks fight zombies in the east end of London 2 brothers decide to rob a bank. There reason is pretty sweet, but their skills aren't. … Continue reading Cockneys vs. Zombies (2012)
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