Hellraiser 4: Bloodline (1996)

Written by Peter Atkins, Directed by Kevin Yagher and Starring Doug Bradley, Adam Scott and Courtland Mead Plot: We learn the history of the box and then we have cenobites in space, which by the way would've made a killer title. What you think of as pain is a shadow. Pain has a face. Allow … Continue reading Hellraiser 4: Bloodline (1996)

Hellraiser III : Hell on Earth (1992)

Written by Peter Atkins , Directed by Anthony Hickox. Starring Doug Bradley and Terry Farrell Plot: A reporter gets mixed up in the affairs of a nightclub and the seedy owner's creepy new statue. Elliot Spencer and Pinhead were apparently separated in the last one and here we have Pinhead encased in a statue in … Continue reading Hellraiser III : Hell on Earth (1992)

Reader Beware, you’re in for a … Disappointment??

The following list is comprised of 10 movies that DJ and I couldn't get through for one reason or another.  I promise you that we rarely turn off movies, so this is bad.  I'll try to explain why they were turned off the best way that I can. Extinction: The G.M.O. Chronicles (2011) This German-made, … Continue reading Reader Beware, you’re in for a … Disappointment??

Dead Silence (2007)

Directed by James Wan.  Written by Leigh Whannell.  Starring Ryan Kwanten, Donnie Wahlberg, Amber Valletta, Bob Gunton, Michael Fairman, Joan Heney, Laura Regan and Judith Roberts. Plot: a man goes to his hometown in search of answers after his wife is brutally murdered. Let's begin by saying that I don't agree with the majority of … Continue reading Dead Silence (2007)

The Abandoned (2006)

Directed by Nacho Cerda.  Written by Cerda, Karim Hussain and Richard Stanley. Starring Anastasia Hille, Karel Roden and Valentin Ganev. Plot: a woman goes to Russia to learn the truth about her past and her sordid family history. DJ didn't score this one.  Why?  Because we watched it once before we started this scoring system … Continue reading The Abandoned (2006)

The Maze (2010)

Directed by Stephen Shimek. Written by Katy Baldwin and Timothy Gutierrez. Starring Shalaina Castle, Brandon Sean Pearson, Kyle Paul, Tye Nelson and Clare Niederpruem. Plot: a group of "teenagers" go to a corn maze after hours for a game of tag with deadly results. First off, teenagers is in quotation marks because they are all … Continue reading The Maze (2010)

Black Friday (2021)

Directed by Casey Tebo. Written by Andy Greskoviak. Starring Devon Sawa, Ivana Baquero, Ryan Lee, Stephen Peck, Louie Kurtzman, Celeste Oliva, Michael Jai White and Bruce Campbell. Plot: a group of toy store employees fight infected shoppers after something parasitic crash lands on Earth. The We Love Toys store is opening for Black Friday and … Continue reading Black Friday (2021)

247 Degrees Fahrenheit (2011)

Directed by Levan Bakhia and Beqa Jguburia. Written by Bakhia and Lloyd S. Wagner. Starring Scout Taylor-Compton, Travis Van Winkle, Christina Ulloa, Michael Copon and Tyler Mane. Plot: four friends travel to a remote lakeside cabin with a really strange outdoor sauna room that three of them become trapped in. "Based on True Events" always … Continue reading 247 Degrees Fahrenheit (2011)

Superstition (1982)

Directed by James W. Roberson. Written by Donald G. Thompson. Starring James Houghton, Albert Salmi, Larry Pennell, Lynn Carlin, Heidi Bohay, Billy Jayne, Maylo McCaslin, Kim Marie, Jacquelyn Hyde and Stacy Keach Sr. Plot: an inspector and a reverend try to help a family rid their new home of the vengeful witch who haunts it. … Continue reading Superstition (1982)

Devil’s Pass (AKA The Dyatlov Pass Incident) (2013)

Directed by Renny Harlin. Written by Vikram Weet. Starring Holly Goss, Matt Stokoe, Luke Albright, Ryan Hawley and Gemma Atkinson. Plot: five obnoxiously curious college students retrace the steps of nine real-life hikers who died horribly in the Ural Mountains of Russia back in 1959. Let me begin by saying that the real story about … Continue reading Devil’s Pass (AKA The Dyatlov Pass Incident) (2013)