Directed by James Cameron. Written by Charles H. Eglee. Starring Lance Henriksen, Tricia O'Neil, Steve Marachuk, Ted Richert, Leslie Graves and Ricky G. Paull. Plot: another experiment has mutated the piranhas and now they can fly. In his directorial debut, James Cameron does just so-so in a movie that can only be described as so-bad-it's-good. … Continue reading Piranha II: The Spawning (1981)
Directed by Jason Wulfsohn. Written by Malcolm Kohll and Gordon Render. Starring Scott Bairstow, Rachel Shelley, Warrick Grier, Patrick Shai and Adrienne Pierce. Plot: a scientist finds a monster in the deserts of South Africa. This film is really not exactly what it suggests. Workers in South Africa are disappearing and they are found without … Continue reading The Bone Snatcher (2003)
Directed by Christopher Ray. Written by Edward DeRuiter and H. Perry Horton. Starring Charlie O'Connell, Carmen Electra and Brooke Hogan. Plot: a 2-headed shark attacks a group of people on a boat. Let me just dumb this down even further. There's some people (O'Connell, Electra, Hogan, etc.) on a boat and it is attacked by … Continue reading 2-Headed Shark Attack (2012)
Directed by Johannes Roberts. Written by Roberts, Noel Clarke, Davie Fairbanks and Marc Small. Starring Clarke, Fairbanks, Colin ODonoghue, Antonia Campbell-Hughes, Laura Haddock, Jamie Thomas King, Alex Price, Ned Dennehy, Geoff Bell and Ruth Gemmell. Plot: a group of people get stuck in a storage facility with a hungry alien creature. A plane crashes in … Continue reading Storage 24 (2012)
Written and directed by James Felix McKenney. Starring Michael Rooker, Blanche Baker, Benjamin Forster, Amy Chang, Don Wood, Greg Finley and Larry Fessenden. Plot: two families ice-fishing for the weekend must survive a monster in the lake. Hypothermia (2010) Directed by James Felix McKenney Shown: poster art Ray (Rooker) brings his wife, Helen (Baker), his … Continue reading Hypothermia (2010)
Directed by Danny Lerner. Written by Les Weldon. Starring Corin Nemec, Vanessa Angel, Corbin Bernsen, Todd Jensen, Elise Muller and Les Weldon (of course). Plot: sharks terrorize a group of underwater researchers. Corin Nemec plays Dr. Mike Olsen, an underwater researcher that leads a team with his wife, Linda (Angel). On the Oshana, they discover … Continue reading Raging Sharks (2005)
Written by Suzanne Keilly Directed by Jem Garrard Starring Kacey Rohl, Lauren Collins, Humberly Gonzalez, Asha Bromfield, Varun Saranga, and Jonathan Langdon Plot: a high school reunion turns deadly when the cursed mascot comes to life. This is a SYFY movie so it might not be for everyone, but we watch a lot so … Continue reading Killer High (2018)
Directed by Tobe Hooper. Written by Jace Anderson, Boaz Davidson, Michael D. Weiss and Adam Gieresch. Starring Caitlin Martin, Mark McLachlan, Chris Solari, Julie Mintz, D. W. Reiser and Greg Wayne. Plot: a giant crocodile ruins the fun weekend of a group of friends partying on a boat. Two hicks are playing around with some … Continue reading Crocodile (2000)
Directed by Peter Hyams. Written by Amy Holden Jones, John Raffo, Amanda Silver, and Rick Jaffa. Based on the novel by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child. Starring Penelope Ann Miller, Tom Sizemore, Linda Hunt and James Whitmore. Plot: a lizard-like creature starts eating people in a Chicago museum. Dr. Green (Miller) works as an evolutionary … Continue reading The Relic (1997)
Directed by James L. Conway. Written by Thomas C. Chapman, Jim Kouf, Bob Hunt and David O'Malley. Starring Rebecca Balding, Jeff Harlan, Anne-Marie Martin and Fred McCarren. Plot: a small mining team awakens scaly, squid, turtle-like creatures that feed off people. Roger (Harlan) and Mark (McCarren) are part of a team reopening a mine. Roger … Continue reading The Boogens (1981)
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